Naming Your Child After Your Favorite Data Format

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Naming Your Child After Your Favorite Data Format

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The ultimate dad joke meets developer obsession! Imagine being so devoted to JavaScript Object Notation that you literally name your flesh and blood after it. The kid's college application is probably going to be perfectly structured with nested properties and no trailing commas. His first words weren't "mama" or "dada" but "{" and "}". The real question is whether his middle name is "Parse" so when he gets in trouble they can yell "JSON.Parse Error!" Siblings XML and YAML are definitely feeling jealous right now.

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