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Junior dev: "I designed a database in 3 hours! Give me a medal!" Senior devs: *looking at the schema with User and userId in the same model, nullable fields everywhere, and enums that'll need constant updating* This is why database design takes weeks. The junior's Prisma schema is a ticking time bomb of future migration nightmares, circular dependencies, and queries that'll bring production to its knees when you hit more than 100 users. Six months later, they'll be writing a Medium article titled "How I Survived My First Database Redesign" while the senior devs silently add another gray hair to their collection.

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Someone decided to use age as a primary key in their database. You know, that field that changes every single year and is shared by millions of people. The error message "User with this age already exists" is the database's polite way of saying "congratulations, you've just discovered that multiple 17-year-olds can exist simultaneously on planet Earth." Primary keys are supposed to be unique and immutable. Age is neither. It's like using "human" as a username and wondering why registration keeps failing. This person will indeed go far—straight into a legacy codebase that everyone else refuses to touch.

The internal monologue of every database architect: "I spent years learning normalization principles, carefully crafting elegant table relationships... and now I'm denormalizing everything because some product manager needs the dashboard to load 0.3 seconds faster." The database gods weep silently as you create that redundant column, knowing full well you're trading future data integrity for a temporary performance boost. It's like watching your beautiful architectural masterpiece get a fast food drive-thru bolted onto the side.