The Best Morning Espresso Database Disaster

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That moment when you realize your database migration just turned production into a testing playground. The cat clinging to the wall represents your desperate attempt to avoid the Dobermans (your team) who are about to discover why the customer portal suddenly shows test data. Pro tip: Always triple-check your connection string before hitting that magical "execute" button. Your career longevity might depend on it. The best part? The inevitable Slack message: "Hey, quick question... why does our CEO's account show a balance of $0.01?"

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