Nothing gets your heart racing like the sheer panic of accidentally nuking a production database table at 8 AM. One second you're sleepily typing queries, the next you're frantically calling everyone while updating your resume simultaneously. Coffee gives you energy, but deleting production data gives you superhuman adrenaline. It's the difference between "I need caffeine" and "I NEED A NEW CAREER." Bonus points if it happens right before a big demo or when the CEO is checking the app.
The Best Morning Espresso Database Disaster
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