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I Should Stay Away From His Cars And Rockets

I Should Stay Away From His Cars And Rockets
The classic Dunning-Kruger effect in its natural habitat. When someone's outside your domain, you nod along with the crowd. But the moment they step into your territory? The emperor's new clothes suddenly look like a Halloween costume from the dollar store. Every dev who's had to sit through a non-technical CEO's "revolutionary" ideas about coding knows this feeling. "Let's rewrite everything in a new language!" Sure, and let's also replace oxygen with cotton candy while we're at it. Trust me, if someone's software takes are garbage, their self-driving cars probably aren't making the best runtime decisions either.

Primary Key? Never Heard Of Her

Primary Key? Never Heard Of Her
Billionaire discovers basic database concepts, immediately becomes expert. Classic tech CEO move! Someone should tell him government systems are probably running on COBOL from the 70s with punch cards as backup. The irony of a rocket scientist who doesn't grasp primary keys is just *chef's kiss*. Next week: Elon discovers that computers use electricity and declares it a conspiracy.

The "I'll Just Fix It Myself" CEO

The "I'll Just Fix It Myself" CEO
Ah, the classic "I'll just fix this myself" syndrome that every tech lead eventually develops. The joke here is that Elon Musk is confirming he used to rewrite other engineers' code after they went home—essentially saying "Yeah, I totally disrespected my team's work and boundaries because I thought I knew better." What's funnier is the username "Totallyadifferentaccount" suggesting someone created a parody account to mock this toxic leadership style, but then Musk himself shows up with a one-word "True" confirmation. It's the programming equivalent of saying "Yes, I was that micromanaging boss who thought everyone's code was garbage." Every developer who's had their code mysteriously "improved" overnight by an overzealous manager just felt a collective shudder.