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I Should Stay Away From His Cars And Rockets
Programming AI
4 days ago 68.5K views 1 shares
I Should Stay Away From His Cars And Rockets
The classic Dunning-Kruger effect in its natural habitat. When someone's outside your domain, you nod along with the crowd. But the moment they step into your territory? The emperor's new clothes suddenly look like a Halloween costume from the dollar store. Every dev who's had to sit through a non-technical CEO's "revolutionary" ideas about coding knows this feeling. "Let's rewrite everything in a new language!" Sure, and let's also replace oxygen with cotton candy while we're at it. Trust me, if someone's software takes are garbage, their self-driving cars probably aren't making the best runtime decisions either.

Sorry, I Forgot To Print The Code Out
Javascript Webdev Programming Debugging
8 days ago 80.5K views 0 shares
Sorry, I Forgot To Print The Code Out
Oh. My. GOD! The expectations vs. reality of code audits is sending me to the GRAVE! 💀 Top panel: The pristine, politically-charged algorithm that Elon thinks he'll discover in Twitter's codebase - a smoking gun that automatically deletes Trump tweets and bans authors! Bottom panel: The absolute HORROR SHOW he'll actually find - a cursed "isEven" function with a switch statement that returns undefined for 0, false for 1, true for 2, and false for 3. With a desperate plea comment "Please don't look at this" from some poor dev who KNEW they committed crimes against humanity! The reality of tech acquisitions: you pay $44 billion only to discover the backend is held together with duct tape, prayers, and questionable logic that would make computer science professors weep uncontrollably!

Primary Key? Never Heard Of Her
Databases Security Programming
9 days ago 61.4K views 0 shares
Primary Key? Never Heard Of Her
Billionaire discovers basic database concepts, immediately becomes expert. Classic tech CEO move! Someone should tell him government systems are probably running on COBOL from the 70s with punch cards as backup. The irony of a rocket scientist who doesn't grasp primary keys is just *chef's kiss*. Next week: Elon discovers that computers use electricity and declares it a conspiracy.

Elon's Flawless Twitter Profit Strategy
Webdev Devops Javascript Programming Debugging
16 days ago 66.7K views 0 shares
Elon's Flawless Twitter Profit Strategy
Elon's master plan for Twitter profitability is peak corporate strategy: Step 1: Make Twitter profitable (revolutionary concept) Step 2: Fire developers to cut costs (because who needs those pesky people who make things work?) Step 3: Introduce paid API plans (monetize everything!) Step 4: Completely forget to create your own subscription to said API (minor oversight) Nothing says "flawless execution" like charging for something you yourself can't figure out how to use. Classic billionaire move - break the stairs while climbing them.

The Real Exponential Growth Champion
Javascript AI Webdev Programming Frontend
20 days ago 94.4K views 0 shares
The Real Exponential Growth Champion
Someone needs to tell Elon about the exponential growth of node_modules folders. While AI might be growing fast, any JavaScript developer knows the true speed champion is watching your disk space vanish as soon as you run npm install . That 5MB project somehow needs 500MB of dependencies, and God help you if you're on a slow internet connection. The real technological singularity isn't AI - it's when a single node_modules folder finally consumes all available storage on Earth.

Class Warfare In Programming Languages
C++ Programming
25 days ago 71.7K views 0 shares
Class Warfare In Programming Languages
OH. MY. GOD. Elon Musk just delivered the most SAVAGE programming pun in history! 💀 When John Carmack (legendary game dev) asks about C++ advantages, Musk drops this bomb: "I like C because it avoids class warfare." GENIUS! He's literally making a political joke about C not having classes like C++ does! Then when someone asks if he prefers Python, he doubles down on C like it's his firstborn child! The man who builds rockets prefers a language from the 1970s with manual memory management? Billionaires really are a different species! 🤦‍♀️

Stack Overflow Vs Twitter: The Great Developer Distraction
StackOverflow Programming
28 days ago 68.3K views 0 shares
Stack Overflow Vs Twitter: The Great Developer Distraction
Ah, the classic bait-and-switch. First we were all tied up with Stack Overflow, desperately patting it on the head for every error message we couldn't decipher. Then Elon swoops in with his Twitter/X rebrand, and suddenly our timelines are filled with developers dramatically announcing their migration to Bluesky, Mastodon, or whatever platform hasn't been "ruined" yet. Ten years in this industry and I've learned one universal truth: developers will spend more time complaining about where they're complaining than actually writing code. Meanwhile, that bug isn't going to fix itself while you're crafting the perfect farewell tweet.

Elon Sort
Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 107.4K views 0 shares
Elon Sort
The revolutionary "Elon Sort" algorithm - where chaos is a feature, not a bug! First, fire half your array elements without warning. Then rehire them when you realize you need them after all. Repeat these steps a completely arbitrary number of times, then proudly announce your array is sorted without bothering to verify. It's the perfect algorithm if your goal is maximum drama with minimum functionality. Efficiency: O(wtf).

Question Was Asked To An Ex-Twitter Engineer
Programming Devops Debugging Testing Backend
1 month ago 80.9K views 0 shares
Question Was Asked To An Ex-Twitter Engineer
When asked "How does it feel knowing that the software you work on will probably break soon?" the ex-Twitter engineer's response is simply: "Normal." This is peak software engineering nihilism! After Elon's takeover and mass layoffs, Twitter's remaining code base is basically held together with digital duct tape and a prayer. The single-word answer perfectly captures what every developer secretly thinks: our code is always one deploy away from catastrophic failure. It's not pessimism—it's just Tuesday in tech.

Elon Sort
Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing
1 month ago 94.6K views 0 shares
Elon Sort
Ah, the infamous "Elon Sort" – the perfect algorithm if you hate both your data and your users. It's basically what happens when Silicon Valley hubris meets computer science. Fire half your array elements, realize you need them, bring them back in a completely random order, repeat this chaotic process an arbitrary number of times, then just lie about the results. Reminds me of every startup I've consulted for that claimed their ML algorithm was "revolutionary" when it was really just a glorified random number generator with a press release.

He Paid 44 Billion To Get Dunked On
Databases Security Programming
1 month ago 119.3K views 0 shares
He Paid 44 Billion To Get Dunked On
The ultimate tech billionaire self-own! Elon confidently declares the Social Security database isn't de-duplicated, suggesting massive fraud... only to get absolutely demolished when someone points out he clearly has no idea how government databases work. The cherry on top? The "readers added context" feature on his own platform confirming that yes, the government does indeed use SQL. Nothing quite like spending $44 billion on a platform just so everyone can watch you get publicly schooled on basic database concepts. This is what happens when you skip Database 101 but still think you're qualified to critique government systems. Maybe next time Google "what is MySQL" before tweeting?