BREAKING NEWS: Trillion-dollar tech giant taken down by... *checks notes*... a blank field! ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Google engineers deployed code with ZERO error handling, no feature flags, and then pushed a policy with blank fields that created a null pointer that spiraled into a crash loop ACROSS THE ENTIRE PLANET in SECONDS!
The internet's backbone CRUMBLED because someone couldn't be bothered to write an if-statement! And the best part? This disaster is from THE FUTURE! 2025! Time-traveling bugs are apparently Google's new specialty! ๐