Reason For Google Outage

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BREAKING NEWS: Trillion-dollar tech giant taken down by... *checks notes*... a blank field! 🤦‍♂️

Google engineers deployed code with ZERO error handling, no feature flags, and then pushed a policy with blank fields that created a null pointer that spiraled into a crash loop ACROSS THE ENTIRE PLANET in SECONDS!

The internet's backbone CRUMBLED because someone couldn't be bothered to write an if-statement! And the best part? This disaster is from THE FUTURE! 2025! Time-traveling bugs are apparently Google's new specialty! 💀

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