Now That's Truly Serverless

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Now That's Truly Serverless

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Everyone's talking about "serverless" like it's magic, but nobody can explain what's actually happening under the hood. Meanwhile, your AWS bill is skyrocketing faster than crypto in 2017. The best part? Those same DevOps wizards who convinced you to go serverless are probably just as confused as you are, but they're too busy setting up Kubernetes clusters they don't need to admit it. Remember: "serverless" doesn't mean there are no servers—it just means you're paying someone else a fortune to hide them from you.

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