crash Memes

Rip Code ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š

Rip Code ๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ•Š | code-memes, server-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
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Scraping Is Fun

scrapingIsFun | html-memes, javascript-memes, java-memes, web-memes, engineer-memes, website-memes, backend-memes, data-memes, json-memes, regex-memes, api-memes, email-memes, network-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Virgin API Consumer JSON Fears HTML Limited to the what the API can do Has to identify himself even for read-only APIs API Provider takes away his endpoint data is 10 minutes behind 429 Too Many Requests Has to worry about quota Thinks that he is making his life easier begs his users for auth API keys has to verify his email, phone, driver's license, ssn, dna sample has to agree to Terms of Service and follow the the rules Tokens Chad third-party scraper follows no rules, doesn't agree to any terms of service Even Javascript can't stop him pays laborers to solve captchas ; Luminati BUSInesS DrOXV NeTWOrK doesn't even have a phone number scrapes so fast the backend crashes Se So Ramsab" can work anonymously has no limitations can access any data he wants parses HTML with regex MULLVAD entire industries are dedicated to stopping him 5 SMSPvA 2Captcha his business is profitable website thinks his user agent is a phone Can do whatever he wants Doesn't care about changes in policies millions of engineer hours, still can't stop him from scraping promising career at high-frequency trading firm (just scrapes in his spare time)

Does Github

doesGithub | git-memes, github-memes, fix-memes, bot-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Two questions that really bother me: 1) Does GitHub use GitHub itself to create GitHub? 2) Can GitHub roll back using GitHub to fix GitHub if GitHub crashes?

Its Not Crashing So Im Still Using It

itsNotCrashingSoImStillUsingIt | git-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "libraryx is deprecated" me import libraryx

I always say these in that order

I always say these in that order | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, test-memes, virus-memes, machine-memes, version-memes, data-memes, hardware-memes, tested-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Top 20 Replies by Programmers when their programs don't work.. 20. That's weird. 19. It's never done that before. 18. It worked yesterday. 17. How is that possible? 16. It must be a hardware problem. 15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash? 14. There has to be something funky in your data 13. I haven't touched that module in weeks! 12. You must have the wrong version. 11. It's just some unlucky coincidence. 10. I can't test everything! 9. THIS can't be the source of THAT. 8. It works, but it hasn't been tested. 7. Somebody must have changed my code. 6. Did you check for a virus on your system? 5. Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel? 4. You can't use that version on your system. 3. Why do you want to do it that way? 2. Where were you when the program blew up? 1. It works on my machine.

What If Case

whatIfCase | debugging-memes, bug-memes, debug-memes, crash-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content THE SPACECRAFT MADE A HARD LANDING AND CRASHED. WE LOST ONE BILLION DOLLARS! I WANT TO KNOW WHY THIS HAPPENED!!! UM. SIR! I THINK I'VE FOUND THE REASON! 791 792 1 disabled for debugging 793 todo: remove FALSE before launch 1794 if isLanding 88 false 1795 openParachute() 1796 openLandingLegs () 797 startLanding Thrusters () 798 1799 RAP

He Held It Together

heHeldItTogether | engineer-memes, production-memes, crash-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Senior engineer enjoying his retirement while production crashed after he quit and now the company is about to go bankrupt

Intern Gets Job At Byte Dance Sabotages Neural Network Development Project For Two Months

internGetsJobAtByteDanceSabotagesNeuralNetworkDevelopmentProjectForTwoMonths | programmer-memes, developer-memes, code-memes, development-memes, program-memes, bugs-memes, errors-memes, bug-memes, random-memes, virus-memes, data-memes, rest-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, search-memes, network-memes, IT-memes, component-memes, train-memes, bot-memes, ML-memes, networks-memes, source code-memes, neural network-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes, kde-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content SABOTAGE: Student adds bugs to the code on purpose! Intern Gets Job at ByteDance, Sabotages Neural Network Development Project for Two Months Programmer Keyu Tian got an internship at the Chinese company ByteDance and spent two months sabotaging a neural network development project by deliberately introducing errors into the code. Because of his actions, a team of thirty developers spent 247 searching for and fixing bugs that appeared in the project. The investigation revealed that Tian: Systematically uploaded Pickle files with malicious hidden code that contained viruses and other dangerous components. This code was executed automatically and randomly, so the team could not understand why their efforts did not lead to stabilization of the project Gained access to the PyTorch library on which the projects were based and made small changes to it daily, which led to program crashes. The developers did not check the source code, which is why tasks continued to fail with errors and bugs, and all experiments brought incorrect results Created chaos with checkpoints, files that save intermediate states of neural networks during their training. He changed model parameters, interfered with training data, or deleted checkpoints, which is why the team's work results disappeared and could not be restored Actively participated in work meetings, which allowed him to remain unnoticed. He attended every meeting to find out about the team's plans to fix bugs, and then created new ones. The team could not understand what was happening; Tian was exposed by logs. ByteDance reported that thirty developers worked for two months without results due to the destructive actions of one person, which led to the failure of the project deadlines and the loss of customer funds After Tian was fired from ByteDance, his mentors at university did not condemn or punish him. MIRATE

On The Server

onTheServer | server-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Server has crashed Where is backup? On the server

remember to always enable auto-save ๐Ÿ™ƒ

remember to always enable auto-save ๐Ÿ™ƒ | ide-memes, crash-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content When your IDE crashes, You didn't save shit and you have to kill the process

Imagine Writing Agame In Assembly

imagineWritingAGameInAssembly | developer-memes, code-memes, computer-memes, try-memes, assembly-memes, machine-memes, requirements-memes, date-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, mac-memes, crash-memes, space-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Game Developers then : "I coded Rollercoaster Tycoon entirely in Assembly so it can run on most machines." 'We made a shooter game "Try out our new gamet "Minimum requirements? that only takes up First few levels are So long as your computer 97,280 bytes of space." free shareware!" can turn on." Triple A Game Developers now : "Optimization? "Our game is 500GB. "Sorry, we can't work on fixing the game. Just get a better PC bro. One of our employees keeps stealing You don't need to play You need at least breast milk from the female employees" any other games, right? Next-gen to play Also there is a 50GB without our game crashing." update patch." "Our singleplayer game is always-online. Because you, that's why."

When You Cant Find The Bug So You Print Every Line

whenYouCantFindTheBugSoYouPrintEveryLine | bugs-memes, bug-memes, c-memes, crash-memes, logs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Clem? ClemStalDim 15h WAS WONDERING WHY MY FUCKING C DRIVE WAS MAXED OUT SUDDENLY AND GHOST OF TSUSHIMA LEFT 300 FUCKING GIGABYTES OF CRASH LOGS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU Ghost of Tsushima DIRECTOR'S CUT (281.0 GB) logs (280.9 GB) crash log (280.9 GB) 259 17 4.5K 75K th 1.3M