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The CRUD Simplification Nightmare

database sql api Developer life Crud Client-requests Restful Non-technical users

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9 months ago 314,109 views 0 shares

The CRUD Simplification Nightmare

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The AUDACITY of non-technical people thinking they can just waltz in and demand simplified CRUD operations! Like honey, I didn't spend 5 years learning database normalization and transaction isolation levels just to send you a "D" for delete! My soul DIES a little when someone reduces my beautiful RESTful API architecture to single-letter commands. The blank stare is my spiritual response to such blasphemy - it's either that or explain why your request would make the entire system collapse faster than my will to live during a production outage at 2AM.

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