The CRUD Simplification Nightmare

database sql api Developer life Crud Client-requests Restful Non-technical users

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The CRUD Simplification Nightmare

backend-memes, database-memes, crud-memes, api-memes, restful-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The AUDACITY of non-technical people thinking they can just waltz in and demand simplified CRUD operations! Like honey, I didn't spend 5 years learning database normalization and transaction isolation levels just to send you a "D" for delete! My soul DIES a little when someone reduces my beautiful RESTful API architecture to single-letter commands. The blank stare is my spiritual response to such blasphemy - it's either that or explain why your request would make the entire system collapse faster than my will to live during a production outage at 2AM.

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