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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Crud Memes

Posts tagged with Crud

Now It Makes Sense

Databases Programming Backend
28 days ago 77.0K views 0 shares
Now It Makes Sense
FINALLY! The dark truth behind database operations is EXPOSED! ๐Ÿšจ While professors feed us the sanitized "CRUD" acronym (Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete) like we're innocent children, real-world developers know it's actually "FUCK" (Find, Update, Create, Kill). The transition from classroom to cubicle is BRUTAL, sweetie. One day you're writing pristine SQL queries, the next you're frantically typing "DROP TABLE" at 2am while questioning your career choices. The database doesn't care about your feelings - it only understands violence. ๐Ÿ’€

Now It Makes Sense

Databases Programming Debugging Backend
2 months ago 95.9K views 0 shares
Now It Makes Sense
The eternal database developer dilemma: Do I use CRUD (Create, Retrieve, Update, Delete) like a civilized human being, or do I embrace the dark side with FUCK (Find, Update, Create, Kill)? Sure, they're basically the same operations with different names, but one makes you sound professional in meetings while the other accurately describes how you feel at 3 AM when the production database is on fire. The face transition from confusion to enlightenment is every developer realizing that programming terminology is just angry synonyms in a trench coat.

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