Senior Dev With No Idea

Content Kelly Vaughn kvlly: 1 d I'm going to start a support group for people who still need their code to support IE11. You're not alone. 117 17 155 1793

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Content WHEN YOU WRITE SEM INSTEAD OF 5PX

Left side: Scratch mascot saying "Error? What's an error?" because it's designed for beginners with training wheels and bubble wrap. Right side: Java, C++, Python, and JavaScript screaming "Kill yourself" because they'll happily let you run headfirst into a wall of cryptic exceptions that make you question your career choices. Ten years in and I'm still not sure which approach is more psychologically damaging.

Ah, the classic "it's not my problem anymore" approach to software engineering! Instead of wrestling with that spaghetti code monstrosity you helped create, just bail and let some poor unsuspecting dev inherit your mess. Technical debt? More like technical inheritance tax for the next sucker. It's basically the software equivalent of leaving dirty dishes in the sink and moving to a new apartment. Brilliant strategy until you realize the industry is smaller than you think and someday you might get hired to maintain your own abandoned dumpster fire. Karma comes full circle when you're in the interview and see your old codebase on the screen.

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