Senior Dev With No Idea

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of the security contrast! 💀 In the digital realm, we're over here flexing with SHA-512 encryption and hash functions that would make supercomputers weep into their cooling systems for bazillion years... meanwhile, real-world security is literally defeated by a group of teenagers with the revolutionary hacking technique of "pull harder." The digital world: "We've created an IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS of mathematical complexity!" The physical world: "Have you tried wiggling the doorknob? It's kind of sticky but usually works."

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The bell curve of developer self-awareness strikes again. On the far left, we have blissfully mediocre developers who know they're mediocre and have made peace with it. In the middle, the anxious majority frantically collecting skills like Pokémon cards because some LinkedIn influencer told them to. And on the far right, the enlightened souls who've mastered enough to realize that "mediocre" is just corporate-speak for "has a life outside of Stack Overflow." The true galaxy brain move is accepting your mediocrity while still getting paid the same as the try-hards.

Content Why do you need a giant spoiler if the max speed your car is capable of is 70 Yo so I understand blocking out the license plate.... but why the miles? 2h Like Reply to protect my car from being hacked 2h Like Reply 0811 (- is I'm curious how your car can get hacked by the mileage? Serious question not being a smart-ass 2h Like Reply Cars have antennas which send out 5g radio signals. Hackers use these signals to verify the odometer on your car and then backlog your IP address to your house to steal your personal info. I thought this was common sense. 24 7 5 19 Write a comment. GIF Write a comment.

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