Oopsie Doopsie

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You know that moment when you're casually browsing production code and stumble upon a `TODO: remove before release` comment? Yeah, that's the face of someone who just realized they shipped their technical debt to millions of users. The best part? That TODO has probably been sitting there for 6 months, survived 47 code reviews, passed all CI/CD pipelines, and nobody noticed until a customer found the debug console still logging "TESTING PAYMENT FLOW LOL" in production. The comment is now a permanent resident of your codebase, a monument to the optimism we all had during that sprint planning meeting.

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