Anyone Ever Have To Migrate Services To The Cloud

validation Technical debt Legacy code Infrastructure Deployment Microservices Cloud-migration

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Anyone Ever Have To Migrate Services To The Cloud

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Cloud migration in a nutshell: Backend service owners clutching their precious code like a hairless cat hoarding gold coins, while completely ignoring those pesky validation steps scattered on the table. "But it works on my machine!" they hiss, as the DevOps team sighs for the 47th time today. The validation steps might as well be invisible—just like documentation and proper error handling. Who needs testing when you've got blind faith and a prayer to the server gods?

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