Anyone Ever Have To Migrate Services To The Cloud

Content Easy to learn No Free Web Hosting No Was used to make paper minecraft No Number of 7.5 million Devs who alreadv use it (oversaturated) Yes Yes Yes

Content Candidate struggling to solve coding task during technical interview Interviewer who just copied it from the internet not knowing how to solve it

Ah yes, the classic "market correction" we've all been waiting for. Nothing says "your decade of experience and six-figure student loans were worth it" quite like being offered McDonald's wages for senior developer positions. That smug cartoon dog sipping his drink represents every offshore recruiter who thinks your expertise in building scalable distributed systems is worth approximately one Starbucks latte per hour. The best part? It's a promoted post—someone actually paid money to advertise this absurdity. Welcome to 2023, where your GitHub contributions are worth less than the electricity it took to push them.

Content SAFELY ENDANGERED HEY IT'S-A THE JAVA BROS! Javal MAMA, WHY-A YOU NEVER REMEMBER MY NAME? I'M-A SORRY Microsoft Java ProarammerHumor.io

Backend dev passes a note to Frontend dev in class. Frontend opens it to find just "500 Internal Server Error" written inside. Classic backend communication - technically accurate, completely unhelpful. The backend probably thinks they've provided all necessary information while the frontend is left wondering what the hell they're supposed to do with this. Just another day in the web development classroom of life.

Content A Text Documents DETECT LANGUAGE PYTHON C print("Hello World!") JAVA 215000 X C C JAVA include iostream using namespace std; int main) cout "Hello World!"; return 0; Send feedback