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Anyone Ever Have To Migrate Services To The Cloud
Backend Devops AWS Azure Gcp
19 days ago 134.1K views 0 shares
Anyone Ever Have To Migrate Services To The Cloud
Cloud migration in a nutshell: Backend service owners clutching their precious code like a hairless cat hoarding gold coins, while completely ignoring those pesky validation steps scattered on the table. "But it works on my machine!" they hiss, as the DevOps team sighs for the 47th time today. The validation steps might as well be invisible—just like documentation and proper error handling. Who needs testing when you've got blind faith and a prayer to the server gods?

Jungle Ops: The AWS Survival Challenge
AWS Devops Programming Backend Cloud
1 month ago 152.9K views 0 shares
Jungle Ops: The AWS Survival Challenge
Congratulations, you've discovered the secret to cheap cloud infrastructure: child labor and psychological warfare! Nothing says "DevOps efficiency" quite like threatening junior developers with abandonment in the AWS jungle if they don't fix your spaghetti infrastructure. The perfect metaphor for how most companies handle their cloud migration strategy - throw terrified newcomers at the problem until someone figures out why your Lambda functions are bleeding money. Those kids' tears are still cheaper than actual AWS consultants.

Hetzner FTW: Crying All The Way To The Bank
Cloud Devops AWS Linux
1 month ago 114.3K views 0 shares
Hetzner FTW: Crying All The Way To The Bank
Trading AWS for bare metal hosting like Hetzner is the tech equivalent of crying yourself to sleep at night... until you check your bank account. That moment when you realize managing your own servers is a royal pain, but the 80% cost savings makes you wipe those tears with cash. Nothing says "I've made questionable life choices" quite like SSH-ing into actual hardware at 3am, but hey, your CFO thinks you're a goddamn hero.