Uni Projects Be Like

University Group projects Solo-developer full stack Project management Deadline Student life Teamwork Procrastination

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10 months ago 249,968 views 2 shares

Uni Projects Be Like

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Ah, the classic university group project where the professor says "find a team" but you're the only one who shows up to class. So you become the entire development stack, changing hairstyles between commits just to make it look like you had help. Nothing says "collaborative learning experience" like having a dissociative identity disorder induced by a looming deadline.

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