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Content "Sometimes Things Break': Twitter Outages Are on the Rise Elon Musk's repeated job cuts are stoking new fears that there aren't enough people to triage Twitter's problems. David Plunkert By Ryan Mac, Mike Isaac and Kate Conger Feb. 28. 2023 Updated 2:03 p.m. ET After Elon Musk bought Twitter last year and eliminated thousands of its employees, many users were so alarmed by the cuts that RIPTwitter and Goodbye Twitter

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Behold the absolute MENACE to Adobe's subscription empire! Here stands Jehan Pages, the legendary developer who dared to make professional-grade photo editing accessible to mere mortals without requiring a monthly blood sacrifice to the Creative Cloud gods. While Adobe executives are out there charging $54.99/month for Photoshop, Jehan's over here maintaining GIMP like "what if people could just... edit photos... for FREE?" The audacity! The betrayal! The absolute CHAOS this man has unleashed upon Adobe's quarterly earnings reports! Sure, GIMP's UI might look like it time-traveled from 2003 and the learning curve is steeper than Mount Everest, but you know what? It costs exactly zero dollars and zero cents. That's the sound of Adobe's CFO crying into their expensive latte. Real talk: Open source heroes like Jehan are the reason we still have choices in software. Mad respect to everyone who contributes to FOSS projects while giant corporations are trying to subscription-ify literally everything we touch.

Content like men who take risks. I'm betting my entire career on a JavaScript framework created by Facebook.

Oh, the AUDACITY of comparing a runtime error to a movie! Sir, when your code crashes at runtime, you don't get tissues and comfort—you get BETRAYAL. That code worked PERFECTLY in your head, sailed through compilation like a champion, and then decided to absolutely OBLITERATE itself the moment it touched real data. The complete 180° emotional flip here is *chef's kiss* because runtime errors hit different. They're the ultimate plot twist where your code says "surprise! I was garbage all along!" while you're left there in the fetal position questioning every life choice that led you to this career.