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4 months ago 358,105 views 2 shares

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cloudflare-memes, devops-memes, server-room-memes, infrastructure-memes, cdn-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

So this is how they keep half the internet running. Two guys literally praying to the server gods because when Cloudflare goes down, it's not just your site that's broken—it's like 30% of the entire web. No pressure though, just a casual Tuesday in the data center where one wrong cable pull could take down your favorite crypto exchange, your bank, and that obscure API you depend on for production. The fact that this is probably more accurate than we'd like to admit is both hilarious and terrifying.

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