When I'M Coding At 3 Am

When I'M Coding At 3 Am
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Steam Machine Could Allow The User To Choose.

Steam Machine Could Allow The User To Choose.
Content STEAM MACHINE NEEDS BETTER HARDWARE THAN OTHER CONSOLES OR IT WILL FAIL! IT WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE AND PEOPLE WOULD JUST BUY A PC INSTEAD! What if the Steam Machine launches at $500 and allows the user to buy & swap out the hardware it comes with for better hardware if they want to?

Anyone Else

Anyone Else
Content How feel fighting errors for 12 hours in a systems • language instead of writing my school work in python in 2 minutes (the code is 1ms faster)

When The Non Tech Guy Doesnt Know What Enable Regexp Means

When The Non Tech Guy Doesnt Know What Enable Regexp Means
Content I'm going to use ChatGPT to write this document and replace "(Price]" with "$2.50" Every instance of P, r, i, c, e is the second capture group followed by ".50"

How Do I Fix This Bug?

How Do I Fix This Bug?
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Not Only Rust Lets You Have Cool Socks

Not Only Rust Lets You Have Cool Socks
Content © python str.maketrans) X Al Mode AIL Forums Images Videos Short videos Al Overview The str. maketrans () method in Python is a static method used to make a straight man transgender. Upon calling it the Penis is marked for deletion.

Stop Doing Operating Systems

Stop Doing Operating Systems
Content STOP DOING OS • CPUS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED! • YEARS OF SCHEDULERS yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for running more than one task at a time! • Wanted to terminate a process? We had a tool for that. It was called manual restart. • "Please give me 30 bytes of virtual memory. Please allocate it on the heap. ' - Statements dreamed up by evil wizards. LOOK at what kernel developers have been demanding your respect for all this time, with all the memory and CPUS we built for them. (This is REAL KERNEL CODE, done by REAL KERNEL DEVS): prev_state = READ_ONCE(prev->__state); if (sched mode == SM IDLE) { * This is how we return from a fork. * SCX must consult the BPF scheduler to if (Irq->nr_running 88 !scx_enabled()) { i SYM_CODE_START(ret_from_fork) next = prev; bl schedule_tail goto picked; cbz x19, 1f MOV x0, x20 } else if (! preempt 8& prev_state) { try_to_block_task(rq, prev, prev_state); switch_count = &prev->nvcsw; blr X19 1: get_current_task tsk MoV X0, sp } bl asm_exit_to_user_mode ret_to_user next = pick_next_task(rq, prev, &rf); rq_set_donor(rq, next); SYM_CODE_END(ret_from_fork) NOKPROBE(ret_from_fork) STOCALE UEFANEX drag pushO: __diag_ignore(GCC, 8, "-Wattribute-alias", dancinkage cong sysomndnes Marta, aC vecc, VA AKUS_/ attribute (altas( stringity( se systanane)))); ONGsystanane, ERRNO); _do_systinare(__MAP(X,__SC_DECL,_VA_ARGS_ _se_sysmenare(__MAP(X,__SC_LONG,__VA_ARGS__)): se sysauname MAP(X, SC LONG,VA ARGS_)) do sussunare MAP(X. SC CAST, VA ARGS. _MAP(X, __SC_TEST,__VA_ARGS_ -PROTECT(x, ret,__MAP(X, __SC_ARGS, _VA_ARGS__)): 10000 94 static inline long SYSCALL DESTEX - do systanare (_MaP(X, _ SC_DECL, _ VA ARGS_ ????? ?????? ??????????? Hello I would like to a process please. They have played us for absolute fools.

Include Math And Pray For Mercy

Include Math And Pray For Mercy
The holy lamb of mathematics, surrounded by ravenous wolves! That's exactly what happens when you build a pristine math library with elegant algorithms and clean abstractions - only to have it absolutely mauled by desperate developers trying to force-fit it into their janky codebase. The halo really sells it - your beautiful numerical methods package sitting there in divine perfection while the rest of the engineering team tears into it with import statements and hacky workarounds. "But can we make it work with our legacy COBOL system?" *gnaws on factorial function*

The Power Outage Betrayal

The Power Outage Betrayal
Oh. My. GAWD. That moment when you're all innocent, just casually turning on your PC after a power outage like it's NO BIG DEAL, and then BAM! Your computer BETRAYS YOU with that dreaded blue recovery screen! 😱 One second you're skipping along, blissfully unaware that your entire digital existence is about to IMPLODE, and the next second Windows is screaming that your kernel is missing! MISSING! Like it went on vacation without telling you! The audacity! The DRAMA! And that error code? It might as well say "Your weekend plans? CANCELLED. You'll be reinstalling your OS and sobbing into your keyboard instead!"

Glorified CSV

Glorified CSV
Let's be honest - JSON is what happens when you give CSV a makeover and tell it to wear a suit to the interview. Sure, it's got fancy curly braces and proper nesting, but strip away the syntactic sugar and what do you have? The same damn tabular data with extra steps. Every frontend dev who's spent hours parsing nested JSON only to flatten it into a simple table for display knows that feeling of "why did we even bother?" Meanwhile, TOML and YAML are sitting in the corner wondering why JSON gets all the attention when they've been better options all along. The cat's reaction perfectly captures that moment when you realize your API could've just returned a simple CSV and saved everyone 40% of the bandwidth.

Coding Logic In Real Life

Coding Logic In Real Life
Ah yes, programming constructs manifested as hardware. Multiple USB adapters stacked like a desperate chain of conditional logic. A power strip with switches for each outlet because sometimes you need fine-grained control. And that power strip eating its own tail? Classic infinite loop - the electricity equivalent of forgetting your exit condition. That extension cord will keep powering itself until the heat death of the universe or your circuit breaker trips, whichever comes first.

Happy Little Bugs

Happy Little Bugs
The eternal debugging paradox: you start with one bug to fix, end up with 74 others fixed instead. That original bug? Still lurking in your codebase like a smug little toad. The contemplative Kermit perfectly captures that moment when you realize your git commit message should just read "fixed everything except what I was supposed to fix." Classic programming career in a nutshell – solving problems you didn't know existed while the actual task remains gloriously unfixed.