Technical Writer: The Eternal Punishment

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When you finally switch to TypeScript for type safety but then sprinkle *any everywhere like Agent Smith clones. The irony is delicious - you've become the very thing you swore to destroy. That strict typing lasted about as long as my commitment to writing unit tests. For the uninitiated, any is TypeScript's escape hatch that basically says "trust me bro, I know what I'm doing" while completely defeating the purpose of type checking. It's the programming equivalent of putting duct tape over your check engine light.

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This meme perfectly captures the chaotic evolution of app development in the AI era. On the left, we have the traditional coding path - straight, predictable, and mind-numbingly slow (5 whole hours for ONE app? The horror!). Meanwhile, the right side shows the AI-assisted coding reality - a complex railway junction with infinite possibilities, unexpected turns, and somehow getting things done in 5 minutes. Sure, the AI way looks more complicated, but that's just because your app now includes 47 dependencies you don't understand, three different machine learning models that occasionally hallucinate features, and enough technical debt to make your future self contemplate a career change to goat farming. The irony? Both tracks eventually lead to the same destination: an app that'll need to be completely refactored in six months anyway.

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