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The PHP Job Posting Thunderstorm

web development Programming languages Legacy code Spaghetti code Tech jobs Career Job market

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10 months ago 266,288 views 0 shares

The PHP Job Posting Thunderstorm

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The job market for programmers in a nutshell! Everyone's turning down opportunities until someone mentions PHP, and suddenly there's a disturbance in the force. That desperate "for PHP" reveal is the programming equivalent of saying you need someone to clean portable toilets at a music festival. Suddenly the room goes silent, lightning strikes, and the only person left is that one dev who hasn't updated their resume since 2006. The rest of us would rather code on a typewriter than touch that legacy spaghetti monster.

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