The PHP Job Posting Thunderstorm

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Turning down a high-paying job with great benefits because it involves PHP? That's what I call principled poverty . The real moral dilemma isn't the adult content site—it's having to tell people at parties that you're a PHP developer. Some developers would rather live in a cardboard box than add that language to their LinkedIn profile. Standards before salary, folks!

Content "You can't just copy-pase pseudocode into a program and expect it to work" that's where you're wrong kiddo outhon

The TRAGIC miscommunication of our times! 💔 He's talking about programming mascots like Python's snake, PHP's elephant, and Linux's penguin, while she's over there thinking about ACTUAL PETS! The rubber duck isn't just some cute bath toy - it's the silent therapist that listens to your code problems without judgment! The ultimate debugging companion that makes you realize your mistakes the SECOND you start explaining your code out loud! Meanwhile, she's just there with her collection of adorable fluffballs thinking they're on the same wavelength. HONEY, NO. His animals debug code; yours just shed on the furniture!

Five identical orange cats labeled as different programming languages surrounding a loaf of bread labeled "HTML". Because let's face it, HTML isn't a real programming language - it's just bread. Delicious, structurally important bread that holds everything together, but still... just bread. Meanwhile, all the "real" programming languages are basically the same cat in different moods. Sure, they'll hiss and scratch at each other about which one is superior, but deep down they're all just orange cats doing cat things with slightly different attitudes.

Content o parent Tavorite on: Pornhub Adult content Montreal QC On-site pornhub.com (NSFW) Come work at the 22nd highest trafficked website in the world. We are looking for: -PHP developers -Senior front-end developers -Senior Product Manager -Senior UIUX designer Must be willing to relocate to Montreal. Email me your CV: A PHP DEV I'm interested but I don't think I'd be comfortable telling my friends and family that's what I do all day -1 That is understandable. I don't think I would be comfortable telling my family that I develop PHP either.