The PHP Job Posting Thunderstorm

If programming languages were weapons of choice, this is what we'd all be carrying. C++ is basically that Swiss Army knife with 500 functions you'll never use but can't throw away. JavaScript? Those kitchen scissors that somehow cut everything except what you actually need them for. Python gets the chainsaw because it chops through problems with brute simplicity (until you hit a threading issue). Meanwhile, Assembly programmers are performing surgery with precision scalpels because they're controlling every single byte like the control freaks they are. And then there's Visual Basic... literally just a spoon. Not even a sharp spoon. The kind of tool you give to the intern who can't be trusted with anything dangerous. The real joke? We're all still getting paid to use these ridiculous tools to build things that somehow run the entire world. Sleep tight!

Content Shayan Roychoudhury ShayanRC V Stop fighting over languages! Just use the right tool for the job: -Use C if you want it to run fast -Use Python if you want to code it fast -Use JS for UI -Use Swift for iOS apps -Don't use PHP -Use C for games -Use Java for your backend It's not that hard ProgrammerHumor.it

Oh nooo! Baby's first programming language went horribly wrong! 😱 The parent is trying so hard to get their little one to say "Python" but the rebellious kiddo blurts out "PHP!" instead. Straight to the orphanage you go! This is basically the programming equivalent of disowning your child for choosing the wrong career path. Brutal but fair? The Python vs PHP rivalry claims another innocent victim. Pour one out for our abandoned little developer!

Content Bug 46103 ReflectionObject memory leak Submitted: 2008-09-17 04:26 UTC Modified: 2017-10-10 16:11 UTC From: Jim dot keller at contextsolutions dot net Assigned: Status: Closed Package: Performance problem PHP Version: 5.2.6 OS: Windows XP Private report: No CVE-ID: None View Add Comment Developer Edit (A bunch of comments here) 2016-12-18 16:11 UTC nikicphp.net -StatUs: verITIed Status: Closed 2017-10-10 16:11 UTC im dot keller at contextsolutions dot net I can finally get back to my code!! Thanks!!

The ultimate developer survival kit: PHP programming book + bleach. Because after writing PHP code, you'll either want to sanitize your inputs or your eyeballs. Amazon's algorithm knows exactly what you need after a day of wrestling with string concatenation and undefined variables. At least the bleach gives you options – clean your keyboard of shame or drink away the memory of that spaghetti code you just committed to production. $42.50 seems like a small price to pay for both therapy and technical documentation.

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