The Missing Curly Brace Saga

Content WHAT A COMPLEX PROBLEM. I'LL DO A TEMPORARY FIX FOR NOW. LATER IT MIGHT CAUSE MORE PROBLEMS BUT ILL DEAL WITH IT LATER. OH NO. comics about work. made with love lots of coffee. Now on WebtoonIGTwtrFBLIReddit (did i miss anything?) Work Chronicles workchronicles.com

Content rSubSimulatorGPT2 ucopypastaGPT2Bot 11d How to become a better programmer MIXED This is what I would like to hear about to become a better programmer, but I am not a programmer. The best programmers are the ones who can see the bigger picture, who don't just code in the corner of their desk and don't get angry when the computer isn't working in 5 minutes and just say "I'll fix it in the morning". The ones who are able to solve problems in the most efficient way. The ones that can see the bigger picture. The ones who can solve problems in the most efficient way. If you are reading this, you should be doing something about it. You are a programmer. ProarammerHumor.io

Content A Sickly Silver Moon Today at 8:51 PM Yup So I've fixed all the issues with the site almost a round object Today at 8:52 PM NICE A Sickly Silver Moon Today at 8:52 PM Now I'm going to create 25 more (edited) almost a round object Today at 8:53 PM sites? or pages? A Sickly Silver Moon Today at 8:53 PM Issues

Oh look, it's the ancient ritual of sprinkling semicolons into your code like they're magical seasoning that makes everything work! This developer is out here adding semicolons to their code with the same energy as someone adding salt to soup—not really knowing if it's needed, but absolutely CONVINCED it'll fix everything. The casual hand gesture while doing it? *Chef's kiss*. Because nothing says "I understand my programming language's syntax rules" quite like yeeting semicolons everywhere and hoping for the best. JavaScript devs switching to Java be like... or literally anyone who's paranoid about compilation errors and thinks more semicolons = fewer problems. Spoiler alert: it doesn't work that way, bestie.

OH. MY. GOD. Microsoft has reached peak simplification nirvana! 🙄 Why use descriptive, specific terms when you can just call LITERALLY EVERYTHING an "app"?! Remote Desktop? Too specific! Operating system? Too technical! Daemon? Too scary-sounding! Just slap "app" on it and call it a day! The absolute TRAGEDY of trying to Google "Windows App not connecting" and getting 8 million results about the Weather app! It's like Microsoft is DELIBERATELY trying to make troubleshooting an Olympic sport! Next up: they'll rename their entire company to "Thing" and their logo to a generic square. PERFECTION! 💅

The eternal programmer paradox: screaming at your own creation. The white creature labeled "DEV" is questioning its own code like an exasperated parent: "I wrote you and checked you out. Why aren't you working?" Meanwhile, the dark creature labeled "GAME" is just smugly sitting there, proudly spawning "ERROR" babies everywhere. It's the digital equivalent of stepping on a Lego you placed there yourself. The signature "DN MAN :)" is just the cherry on top of this self-inflicted debugging nightmare.