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Good Foxy Day To You! Here Is A Fubuki Meme

4 minutes ago 833 views 0 shares

Ah, the subtle art of variable naming! The code is identical, but the parameters tell the whole story. Regular programmers use boring old bar and baz - the placeholder variables straight from the CS textbook. But those cultured individuals with a Fubuki addiction? They've ascended to boo and kee - because why write functional code when you can inject your VTuber obsession into every line? The function still works exactly the same, but now your code review buddies know EXACTLY what you were watching instead of fixing those bugs. Priorities, people!

Unity Bad, OpenGL Good

Unity Gamedev C++ Programming

29 minutes ago 6.0K views 0 shares

Left: Game dev crying because Unity changed their pricing model and now they need a second mortgage to make a 2D platformer. Right: The bearded C++ developer who's been writing their own engine since 2003 and still hasn't released a game, but boy does that skybox rendering look crisp. It's the classic tradeoff - use a commercial engine and get destroyed by licensing fees, or build your own and get destroyed by feature creep. Either way, your game is never shipping.

Every Workaround Ever

Programming Devops Agile Debugging

54 minutes ago 9.5K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "// TODO: remove when no longer needed" followed by a roof built around a ladder instead of removing it. This is peak developer energy! Just like that temporary fix from 2016 that's now somehow a critical part of your production infrastructure. The comment might as well say "// TODO: remove when hell freezes over" because we all know that ladder is staying there until the building collapses. Technical debt with physical manifestation!

No Pain No Gain

Programming Webdev Debugging

1 hour ago 14.0K views 0 shares

Ah, the programmer's eternal dilemma, elegantly captured in just two lines! The pro: that magical flow state where you're dancing with algorithms and building digital castles. The con: suddenly realizing the birds are chirping and the sun is about to rise. 4:31AM isn't just a timestamp—it's a badge of honor and a cry for help rolled into one. The perfect representation of how coding warps spacetime around you until "just one more bug fix" teleports you to dawn. Sleep is for the weak... and the well-adjusted.

Login Logic

Security Webdev Javascript Programming Frontend

1 hour ago 17.9K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic "did you type your password too quickly? DENIED!" scenario. Twenty years in this industry and websites are still pulling this garbage. Some frontend dev thought they were clever by checking how fast you type your password, as if speed equals automation. Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to log in before our coffee gets cold. The best part? The site doesn't even check if the password is correct - just that you didn't type it "suspiciously fast." Brilliant security theater from the same people who probably store your password as plaintext in a CSV file somewhere.

The Standards Committee Trolley Problem

C++ Webdev Javascript Programming

2 hours ago 25.3K views 2 shares

The classic trolley problem gets a programmer's twist! We've got two standards committees (TC39 for JavaScript and JTC1 for C++) tied to the nuclear option, while cancer and AIDS cures are on another track. Every developer knows the pain of dealing with language standards committees that seem to drag on forever with decisions that can blow up your codebase. The real moral dilemma: do you save humanity with medical breakthroughs, or do you finally put those endless committee meetings out of their misery? Let's be honest, we've all fantasized about nuking a standards meeting after implementing our 17th breaking change in a month.

When You Still Have Slack

Security Networking Devops Programming

2 hours ago 29.1K views 1 shares

That awkward moment when IT forgets to revoke your Slack access after firing you, and now you're lurking in the shadows like Goku plotting his revenge. Time to watch your ex-coworkers panic when you drop the "I can see all your messages about the production server being down" bomb. Nothing says professional closure like witnessing your replacement struggle with the codebase you deliberately left undocumented. Digital ghost mode: ACTIVATED .

I Dont Remember This Scene

Vim Devops Programming Linux Debugging

2 hours ago 32.3K views 1 shares

When your production server is infected with malware and the only way to communicate with the outside world is through Vim commands! That hazmat suit isn't protecting them from a virus - it's protecting them from the absolute horror of not being able to exit Vim. The desperate "ESC :q!" is the universal distress signal of developers trapped in the terminal abyss. Some say they're still trying to save and quit to this day...

Vi/Vim Looking For Ve/Ver

Vim Bash Programming Linux

3 hours ago 35.0K views 0 shares

Oh my gosh, this is peak text editor humor! 😂 The brain sees "vi/vim" and immediately thinks it's pronouns like "he/him" or "they/them" instead of the legendary text editor! It's like your programmer brain has been hijacked by social media formatting! Now I'm imagining Vim users introducing themselves: "Hi, I'm Alex, vi/vim, and I've been trying to exit for 3 years." The struggle is real when your text editor identity becomes part of your social identity!

Time For A New IDE

Programming

3 hours ago 36.7K views 0 shares

The classic developer delusion cycle. Start with a lightweight text editor thinking you'll be the next keyboard ninja. Three plugins later, you've turned your sleek editor into a resource-hogging circus that takes longer to start than a Monday morning standup. The transformation is complete when you're staring at the loading screen wondering why you didn't just install the bloated IDE you were avoiding in the first place.

Just Say Fkn Remove It

Frontend Webdev Agile Programming Backend

4 hours ago 40.1K views 0 shares

Oh, the sacred developer ritual of feature toggles! You spent 3 weeks implementing that beautiful, elegant feature with perfect test coverage and documentation. Your code is your baby. Then the client casually asks, "Can we just have a switch to turn it off?" PAIN. The worst part? Deep down you know they'll never actually use it, but you still have to set it to false by default because "business requirements." That cat's teary eyes represent every developer who's had to wrap their masterpiece in if(featureEnabled) blocks while silently whispering "just say you want to remove it entirely, you coward."

Junior Dev Writing Documentation

Programming Agile Testing

4 hours ago 46.8K views 0 shares

Ah, the classic junior dev documentation approach: when in doubt, take a screenshot, add some ALL CAPS text pointing to the obvious, draw an arrow, and don't forget that official signature of approval! This is peak "documentation complete" energy. The button literally says "PUSH TO LOCK" on it already, but our enthusiastic junior has created a whole supplementary user manual for this complex system. Next sprint feature: a 50-page PDF explaining how to use the office microwave.

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