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STOP DOING Optimization Code was never meant to be optimized YEARS OF OPTIMIZING yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for BETTER PERFORMANCE Wanted to get better performance anyways? We had a tool for that, it was called "Upgrading hardware" "Yes please give me a low memory footprint. Please give me 5 CPU utilization" – Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged Look at what Low-level programmers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the RAM CPU cores we built for them (This is REAL optimizations, done by REAL programeers): minion anar ????? ??????? (lone 0x5f3759d1 float Si; ( threehalfs ( x2 y y ) ); ???????????????? "I spent the entire week reducing the system latency by 2ms" They have played us for absolute fools