All My Homies Hate CMake

The eternal suffering of forgetting to add break statements in switch cases. The code just keeps on executing through every subsequent case like it's on a mission to ruin your day. And then you spend three hours debugging why your function is returning seventeen different values when it should only return one. The worst part? The compiler sits there silently judging you instead of throwing a warning. Thanks for nothing, compiler.

Ah, the eternal language war! The meme shows C++ syntax (the massive elephant) looking down at Python syntax (the tiny penguin), while a confused programmer (the old man) is stuck with some bizarre hybrid monstrosity. That virtual def foo() with curly braces is like showing up to a formal dinner wearing swimming trunks and a tuxedo jacket. When you've been context-switching between languages all day, your brain eventually short-circuits and creates these Frankenstein abominations. The real horror isn't the bugs – it's the moment you can't remember which language you're supposed to be writing in!

Ah, the classic programming love story that was doomed from the start. She returns values, he doesn't return anything – basically the relationship equivalent of sending texts and getting left on read. The compiler warned him they were incompatible, but he disabled warnings with -w and compiled anyway. Their entire relationship was just her waiting for him to return something meaningful while he just... existed. And people wonder why programmers have commitment issues.

The first part of this authentication function is actually doing its job—checking if the password matches. But then comes the security masterpiece: if (true == true) . Congratulations, you've created the digital equivalent of a bouncer who checks your ID and then lets you in anyway because "yep, gravity still works!" This function will authenticate literally anyone who gets past the first check... or fails it and just keeps trying. Security experts hate this one weird trick!

Oh look, it's the two programming languages perfectly represented by their error messages! Python's like that friendly golden retriever who gently nudges you with "Hey buddy, line 42, you forgot a colon :)" while C++ is that demonic hellbeast screaming "SEGMENTATION FAULT: CORE DUMPED" before devouring your soul and the next six hours of your life. Nothing says "I hate myself" quite like debugging C++ pointer errors at midnight. Python might tell you that you can't add a string to an integer, but at least it won't make you question your entire career choice.

Learning C++ in just 6 hours? Obi-Wan's face says it all. The archives must be missing the other 994 hours needed to actually understand pointers, memory management, and why your code segfaults at 2AM for no apparent reason. YouTube tutorials promising "FULL COURSE" mastery of C++ in a few hours is the path to the dark side of programming—frustration, rage, and eventually throwing your laptop out the window. No wonder Anakin went full Sith Lord.