Candles Working As Intended

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Ah, the infinite loop of modern laziness! Instead of writing a prompt for an AI, this developer decides to make an AI write prompts for another AI... only to realize they've accidentally created recursion. It's like telling your intern to hire another intern to do their work. The real kicker? They think this accidental stack overflow is "peak software engineering." This is what happens when you're too clever for your own good but not clever enough to recognize you've just reinvented the wheel with extra steps. Somewhere, a computer science professor is weeping.

Content HOW'S YOUR NEW JOB? GREAT WHAT ABOUT YOU? I HAD TO DEBUG YOUR CODE REALLY? SORRY ABOUT THE OVERUSED PUNCHLINE. LAST WEEK I HAD TO DEAL WITH AN EX-COWORKER'S SHITTY SPAGHETTI INLINE JAVASCRIPT. SINCE THEN I DREAM OF THIS MOMENT AND I HAD TO DRAW IT AS THERAPY. ProarammerHumor.io sarabatokid

Content Me when the police officer demands that I drop the knife, but I keep stabbing anyways because it was a warning instead of an error (I am a software developer)

Content Coding... when I'm alone: Google how to declare arrays in Pyth when friends are around: ProgrammerHumor.to

Content spending 2 hours manually naming files spending 5 days learning a new programming language to name the files for me