Candles Working As Intended

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Candles Working As Intended

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Classic off-by-one error in the wild. Six candles for a 26th birthday because arrays start at zero. The cake compiler didn't throw any errors, so clearly it's working as intended. That chocolate frosting looks suspiciously like a failed merge conflict resolution.

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