Candles Working As Intended

The unholy fusion of dog and ostrich is the perfect mascot for modern coding—front-end looking majestic while the backend is just winging it. "It gets most of its code from StackOverflow" hits way too close to home for anyone who's ever built a "custom solution" by stitching together 17 different answers from 2014. And that smug little "ChatGPT is a better programmer than you" caption? Pure psychological warfare. The real joke is we're all just three keyboard shortcuts away from being replaced by an AI that learned to code by scraping the same StackOverflow posts we did. The circle of technical debt is complete!

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That awkward moment when your CTO realizes the legal implications of AI-generated code and suddenly wants attribution. Developers who've been copy-pasting from ChatGPT for months are now sweating profusely. Nothing says "professional software development" quite like frantically ctrl+F-ing through your codebase to figure out which parts you actually wrote versus which parts you prompted an AI to hallucinate. The best part? Nobody actually knows where liability falls, so we're all just adding comments and praying we don't get sued into oblivion.

The eternal dance of software development in four panels! The customer complains about slowness, and the developer responds with a deadpan "ok" - classic engineering apathy. But then, plot twist! The developer actually optimizes the code for 200% performance improvement, and instead of celebration, the customer's response is pure product management energy: "great now we can add more features." This is why we can't have nice things in tech. You optimize the codebase only for it to become a justification to pile on more technical debt. The performance gains aren't for user experience—they're just to make room for more bloat!

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Someone actually spent real money on the domain guthib.com just to create the ultimate typo trap for sleep-deprived developers. Imagine frantically Googling for help at 2:47 AM after your 37th failed git push, only to be greeted by this passive-aggressive spelling correction. It's the digital equivalent of that one colleague who interrupts your technical explanation just to point out your grammar mistake. The dedication to trolling here is both infuriating and weirdly impressive—like watching someone build an entire CI/CD pipeline just to deploy a single console.log("hello world").