Linux Double Standard

Content Who are we? What do we want? When do we want Clients! We don't know! NOW!

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Content 12:11 PM Exploring something new? String firstName "Casey"; String skill "software engineering"; String companyName "Innova Solutions"; String senderName M String message "Dear " Casey "Inn" "I came across vour profile on Linkedin and was impressed with your experience in " Java ". I believe your skills and background could be an excellent fit for our team at " My Direct Client "Inin" "If you are interested in discussing potential opportunities, please let me know. I would love to schedule a call with you to discuss further.Inn" "Thank you for your time and consideration.Inn" "Best regards, In" System.out.printIn(message); ProgrammerHumor io

Nothing says "please hack me" quite like a wholesome cat name quiz that asks for your SSH keys. Because why wouldn't you share the cryptographic credentials that grant root access to your entire infrastructure? The cats look so trustworthy! This is basically the security awareness training version of those "your stripper name is your credit card number + CVV" posts. Except instead of identity theft, you're handing over the literal keys to your kingdom. At least when your servers get compromised, you can tell your boss it was for a really cute cat meme. Pro tip: If your SSH key actually makes a good cat name, you've got bigger problems than social engineering attacks.

Content anthraxlobster Free worldbuilding idea: Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all. "Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes." Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation. There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It's way safer." "I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? 'Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles'? That's just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don't even interact with each other." "I've been looking at this scroll all morning and I'm 90 sure that the scribe didn't even look at the standard for pyromancies." digitaldiscipline "Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?" indistinct vocals "Dave, l've seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support." purewriting "I can't get this fucking spell to work, Jane, can you look it?" passes a scroll a few moments of silence "I think you missed a bookend rune right here-" "GODS DAMN IT! IT'S ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!" angrily scribbles on parchment (It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works) crazy-pages don't play wizards anymore because they're too much like my day job. drackir Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake. beachfox You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is! Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It's just explaining to Firewing what you're trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you've been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT! 53,471 notes g ProdrammerHumor.io