Not Everyone Has The Hardware For That Many Frames

After three months of GPU hunting, six crashed websites, and a second mortgage, this guy finally scored a Radeon RX 9070 XT. And what does he do? Tucks it into bed before even installing it. That's not desperation—that's respect for the silicon gods who finally answered his prayers. Tomorrow he'll sacrifice his entire weekend to driver updates and benchmarks while explaining to his partner why they're eating ramen for the next six months. Worth it.

Vatican City getting new leadership faster than Bethesda releases Elder Scrolls VI. At this rate, we'll have gone through an entire papal conclave, several holy years, and possibly the second coming before gamers get to see Tamriel again. The development cycle is so long that "Skyrim: Extremely Special Edition" will probably be released for smart refrigerators and quantum computers first.

The eternal law of debugging: spend 80 hours hunting down an elusive bug, only for some random player to stumble upon it within seconds of launching your game. It's like the milk boiling over principle—the moment you step away from watching it, chaos erupts. Your code behaves perfectly during 147 test runs until the exact moment someone important is watching. The universe runs on spite and compiler tears.

OMG, the AUDACITY of this bell curve! 😤 Cheap games are for the intellectual EXTREMES of society! Meanwhile, the average IQ masses are over here throwing away $80 on AAA titles that'll be in the bargain bin next month! The gaming industry's greatest achievement is convincing the mediocre middle that expensive = quality, while both the brilliant geniuses AND complete simpletons are playing Terraria and having the time of their lives for $9.99! The math doesn't lie, people - true gaming enlightenment is found at both ends of the IQ spectrum!

Game developers be like: "Core gameplay? Nah, I'd rather spend 47 hours coding a dynamic weather system that players will notice for exactly 3 seconds!" 🤣 The eternal struggle between fixing the actual game mechanics versus adding that one super specific feature nobody asked for but suddenly feels ABSOLUTELY CRUCIAL at 3am. We've all been there - prioritizing shiny new features while the basic gameplay loop is still just "walk from point A to point B and occasionally press X."

Imagine debugging JavaScript for a device that was obsolete before most of today's frameworks were even conceived. The poor soul who discovered this input event bug on a Nintendo 3DS browser in 2012 deserves a medal for their suffering. This StackOverflow archeological find showcases the special kind of hell reserved for developers who support legacy gaming consoles. While the rest of us complain about Safari bugs, somewhere out there is a developer forced to make their code work on a tiny dual-screen device with processing power comparable to a smart toaster. The second commenter's relief is palpable. Their "I'm glad my employer doesn't make me verify web code for Nintendo 3DS" might be the most sincere prayer of gratitude ever uttered in tech. Not all heroes wear capes—some just have employers with reasonable browser support requirements.