The eternal mystery of agile development! Scrum masters spend 15 minutes facilitating daily standups, then vanish into the ether for the remaining 7 hours and 45 minutes of their workday. They emerge occasionally to update Jira tickets, send cryptic Slack messages about "team velocity," and somehow justify their six-figure salaries while developers do the actual heavy lifting. The perfect job doesn't exi— wait, is that why everyone wants to be a scrum master?
The Special Kind Of Mysterious Work
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