When your database administrator is too lazy to type actual column names but has an emoji keyboard shortcut ready to go. This PostgreSQL session is peak chaotic evil energy – creating tables and domains with emojis instead of sensible names. Somewhere, a junior dev is staring at this schema wondering how to write a query joining the 📦 table where 🔴 = 'production_status' without copy-pasting emojis from Slack. Meanwhile, the DBA is probably sipping coffee and thinking "documentation is for the weak." Future maintainers will either quit on the spot or develop a twisted admiration for this absolute madlad who decided conventional naming conventions were just too mainstream.

When the CTO says "We've allocated sufficient backup storage" but your database grows faster than your budget. That tiny spare tire trying to support a monster truck of data is basically what happens when management thinks a 1TB drive will back up your 15TB production environment. Bonus points if they expect you to fit the logs too.