All She Had Was Bloatware And Attitude

Ah, the classic Windows 11 anime girl who judges your hardware specs and practically begs you to upgrade. She's that pushy OS personified - judging your "obsolete computer" while insisting she's too "advanced" for your pathetic machine.

Fast forward to when you finally buy a new rig, and she's all excited... until you drop the Linux bomb. That look of utter betrayal when you choose the penguin over her proprietary nonsense? Priceless.

After 20+ years in tech, nothing's more satisfying than watching Windows' market share slowly erode while it desperately adds more telemetry and rounded corners. Your PC, your choice - and sometimes that choice is freedom from nagware with an attitude problem.