All She Had Was Bloatware And Attitude

Content when you accidentally boot your pc in windows and not linux This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

Content Srigi srigi "Latency Numbers Every Programmer Should Know" It is hard for humans to get the picture until you translate it to "human numbers". 1 CPU cycle Level 1 cache access Level 2 cache access Level 3 cache access Main memory access Solid-state disk O Rotational disk IO Internet: SF to NYC Internet: SF to UK Internet: SF to Australia OS virtualization reboot SCSI command time-out Hardware virtualization reboot Physical system reboot 0.3 ns 1 s 0.9 ns 35 2.8 ns 9 s 12.9 ns 43 s 120 ns 6 min 50-150 us 2-6 days 1-10 ms 1-12 months 40 ms 81 Ms 4 years 8 years 183 ms 19 years 4 s 30 s 40 s 423 years 3000 years 4000 years 5 m 32 millenia

You: *writes detailed 500-line bug report with stack trace, environment variables, and reproduction steps* IT Support: "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" The universal IT solution that somehow fixes 90% of problems despite all logic and reason. It's the digital equivalent of blowing on a Nintendo cartridge—nobody knows why it works, but it does. The worst part? When they're actually right and your meticulously documented issue vanishes after a reboot.

Content Look at all this unsaved work. It would be a shame if I suddenly had to ... update and restart. H H I LOLNEIN.com

Remember when you could buy a graphics card without taking out a second mortgage? The "expectation" shows a humble GT440 from 9 years ago - probably cost you a reasonable $100 and could run Minecraft without setting your desk on fire. Fast forward to "reality" and we've got a monstrous GTX 1080Ti that costs more than some used cars and requires its own nuclear power plant. The best part? Both cards are equally impossible to find in stock. The crypto miners got the new ones, and your weird cousin who "builds gaming PCs" hoarded all the old ones.

Content Configuring critical Windows Updates Microsoft is using Al to make Windows 10 updates smoother if (user.isDoingStuff() user. hasUnsavedwork() ) update(); DARKWEB DEVELOPERS