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Cirno's Perfect Git Class!
Git Devops Programming
4 days ago 65.4K views 1 shares
Cirno's Perfect Git Class!
When your junior dev creates a pull request without running tests, fixing linting errors, or even reviewing their own code. Just smashes that green button and expects everyone else to clean up the mess. And the worst part? We've all been that dev at some point. Nothing says "not my problem anymore" like a hastily created PR with the commit message "fix stuff".

When Your Microcontroller Judges Your Circuit Design
Hardware Iot Programming
6 days ago 77.6K views 0 shares
When Your Microcontroller Judges Your Circuit Design
OMG, the ultimate crossover between hardware nerds and anime fans has ARRIVED! 💅 Someone had the AUDACITY to anthropomorphize an Arduino Mega microcontroller into this judgy anime girl who's clearly questioning your 9-volt life choices. She's got that "I have 54 digital I/O pins and you're STILL struggling with a basic LED blink?" energy. The GND marking on her boot is just *chef's kiss* - because honey, she'll absolutely ground your circuits AND your ego. Hardware-chan is NOT impressed with your breadboard mess!

What Do You Think She Is Programming On?
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend Backend
7 days ago 129.5K views 0 shares
What Do You Think She Is Programming On?
The generational coding war in three frames. Junior dev with a broomstick getting roasted for using "ordinary functions and objects" and basic HTTP requests by some floating coding wizard. Then the mic drop: "My mentor said it was enough for projects of this era." Every senior dev has been that floating wizard, criticizing someone for not using the latest framework-du-jour or some unnecessarily complex architecture. Meanwhile, the junior with their simple CRUD app is actually shipping while we're busy bikeshedding about whether to use GraphQL or gRPC for a to-do list.

S/M Driven Development
Testing Agile Programming Debugging
10 days ago 69.3K views 0 shares
S/M Driven Development
Oh. My. CODE. This is the ULTIMATE developer torture chamber! 🔥 You're LITERALLY TRAPPED in a sterile white room until ALL your unit tests pass?! The sheer AUDACITY! And that bottom caption - "agile was only ever gonna work in a world of magical girls" - is sending me into orbit! 💀 Because let's be honest, your sprint planning meetings would be SO MUCH BETTER with transformation sequences and special powers instead of Dave from backend complaining about story points for the 47th time. The "S/M" in the title isn't just Scrum Master - it's the sadomasochistic relationship we ALL have with our test suites! Embrace the pain, darlings!

When The Borrow Checker Becomes Your Worst Nightmare
Rust Programming Debugging
14 days ago 79.0K views 2 shares
When The Borrow Checker Becomes Your Worst Nightmare
If the Rust compiler were an anime girl, she'd definitely be this savage. Rust-tan is basically your coding drill sergeant who won't let you deploy until your memory management is perfect . The borrow checker comments hit different when you've spent 6 hours trying to figure out why your code won't compile only to realize you're trying to use a variable after it's been moved. And that garbage collector line? Pure gold for anyone who's switched from a language with training wheels to Rust's "figure it out yourself" memory management. The crab hat is just *chef's kiss* - representing Ferris, Rust's unofficial mascot. Meanwhile, the terrified programmer at the bottom is all of us during our first month with Rust. Programmer socks must indeed be earned!

Compile Success, Runtime Nightmare
C++ Programming Debugging
25 days ago 92.1K views 0 shares
Compile Success, Runtime Nightmare
The classic C++ experience in four acts: compilation success, runtime catastrophe. Imagine thinking you've won because your code compiled without errors. That's like celebrating because your parachute folded nicely before discovering mid-jump that it's actually filled with confetti. The personified C++ language is basically gaslighting the programmer: "Zero syntax errors! You're good to go!" while secretly knowing the segmentation fault apocalypse awaits. It's the programming equivalent of "the food is perfectly safe" followed by violent food poisoning. Segmentation faults - where C++ reminds you that memory management is your problem, not hers.

When Your Career Funds Your Anime Addiction
Frontend Webdev React Javascript Programming
26 days ago 71.7K views 0 shares
When Your Career Funds Your Anime Addiction
When your passion for anime and your career collide. Crunchyroll's frontend devs are basically getting paid to build the ultimate shrine to their obsession. Talk about living the dream—writing code by day, binging the latest season of Attack on Titan by night, all while claiming it's "research." The ultimate work-life balance doesn't exi—

Noticed A Trend In The Comments Of A Few Threads Lately
Programming Gamedev
1 month ago 70.1K views 0 shares
Noticed A Trend In The Comments Of A Few Threads Lately
The programmer community's version of relationship advice is about as reliable as a Windows ME machine connected to public WiFi. That "hide your $3000 GPU from your wife" joke might get you upvotes, but it's the same energy as keeping production secrets in plaintext. Healthy relationships don't need version control to hide your commit history. Meanwhile, the single devs nodding along are the same ones who think they can fix merge conflicts by ignoring them. Trust me, after 15 years in tech, the only thing that should be hidden is your terrible code, not your hobbies.

The Art Of Deleting More Than You Write
Programming Webdev Debugging Frontend
1 month ago 68.7K views 0 shares
The Art Of Deleting More Than You Write
That magical moment when you realize your 500-line monstrosity can be replaced by 20 elegant lines of code. The pure satisfaction of refactoring spaghetti into something that actually makes sense is practically orgasmic in programmer terms. Nothing beats that smug feeling of deleting more code than you write – it's like being paid to throw away garbage. Veteran devs know the best code is the code you don't have to maintain. Bonus points if you do it with a CSS array that somehow looks "beautiful" despite CSS being the digital equivalent of trying to nail jello to a wall.

A Good Book Can Change Your Life
C++ Programming
1 month ago 75.7K views 0 shares
A Good Book Can Change Your Life
From serious programmers to anime-obsessed weebs in one textbook. The legendary K&R C book doesn't just teach you pointers and memory management—it apparently transforms you into a completely different species. Nothing says "I've mastered undefined behavior" quite like abandoning reality for cat-girl waifus. The pipeline from segmentation faults to questionable body pillows is shorter than we'd like to admit. And they say C isn't object-oriented!

Whitespace: The Silent Killer
Python Programming Debugging
1 month ago 115.9K views 0 shares
Whitespace: The Silent Killer
Spent four hours debugging only to find out your variable was named userNmae instead of userName ? Welcome to programming! Python's particularly brutal here since it won't complain about undefined variables until runtime. That knife in the second panel is totally justified—whitespace errors in Python are the silent killers that make seasoned devs contemplate career changes. The best part? You'll make this exact mistake again next week.

UwUntu: When Linux Gets Kawaii
Linux Devops Programming
1 month ago 123.0K views 0 shares
UwUntu: When Linux Gets Kawaii
Ah, the dreaded "uwuntu" - where the serious Linux distro Ubuntu gets kawaii-fied with cat ears and anime eyes. This is what happens when your sysadmin secretly watches too much anime and decides the command line needs more "nyaa~". Somewhere, Linus Torvalds is staring at his monitor with the same expression you have right now. The worst part? Someone definitely spent actual development time creating this abomination instead of fixing those 200 open bugs.