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What's Going On
Linux Microsoft Windows
3 hours ago 66.9K views 0 shares
What's Going On
Linux users living in their peaceful bubble of open-source superiority, only to wake up and discover that Windows is suddenly the internet's punching bag again. It's like being a vegan at a barbecue—you didn't even have to say anything, everyone just started dunking on meat eaters unprompted. Whether it's forced updates, telemetry drama, or yet another "feature" nobody asked for, Windows manages to unite the internet in collective groaning. Meanwhile, Linux users just sit there with their perfectly customized distros, sipping coffee, wondering what fresh hell Microsoft unleashed this time.

Fellas This Is Getting Tiring
Windows Microsoft Programming Linux
8 hours ago 141.2K views 0 shares
Fellas This Is Getting Tiring
Oh look, another developer conference where EVERYONE claims they're totally ready to ditch Windows! The crowd goes absolutely WILD with their hands raised like they just found out Stack Overflow has infinite free answers. But when it comes time to actually make the switch? *crickets* Suddenly everyone's remembering their precious Visual Studio, their company's legacy .NET apps, and that one obscure software that only runs on Windows. The enthusiasm drops faster than a production server at 5 PM on a Friday. It's the tech equivalent of everyone saying they'll definitely start going to the gym next Monday—sure Jan, we've heard that one before.

No Privacy For You, Peasant!
Linux Security MacOS Microsoft Windows
9 hours ago 151.5K views 0 shares
No Privacy For You, Peasant!
Linux and macOS users sitting pretty with their encryption keys while Windows folks are out here basically handing their data to Microsoft on a silver platter. The smugness is palpable and honestly? Justified. Nothing says "I value my privacy" quite like choosing an OS that doesn't treat encryption like a suggestion. Meanwhile Windows users are playing 4D chess trying to figure out which telemetry settings actually do something and which ones are just theater. The founding fathers would've run Arch, btw.

I Hate Microsoft
Windows Gamedev Microsoft Linux
20 hours ago 150.9K views 0 shares
I Hate Microsoft
When you're so done with Microsoft's ecosystem that you're ready to pledge your soul to Valve and their Steam Deck running SteamOS (which is Linux-based, btw). The irony? You're basically begging a gaming company to save you from Windows updates, forced reboots, and the never-ending "We're getting things ready for you" screens. The best part is that SteamOS is built on Linux, so you're essentially saying "I'd rather learn Proton compatibility layers and fiddle with Wine prefixes than deal with one more Edge browser popup." And honestly? Valid. At least when Linux breaks, you chose to break it yourself.

You Would Think PCMR Would Actually Try To Do Something About It
Microsoft Hardware Windows Linux
1 day ago 169.7K views 0 shares
You Would Think PCMR Would Actually Try To Do Something About It
The most beautiful display of cognitive dissonance you'll ever witness. Everyone's SO enthusiastic about roasting Microsoft's legendary Windows updates that brick your system, the Blue Screen of Death family reunions, and Cortana's existential crisis. But the SECOND someone suggests actually switching to Linux or literally anything else? Crickets. Absolute radio silence. Tumbleweeds rolling through the auditorium. It's like complaining your ex is toxic while renewing your relationship subscription every month. The PC Master Race will write 47-page essays about how much they despise Microsoft's telemetry and forced updates, but when push comes to shove, nobody's ready to give up their precious game compatibility and Adobe suite. Stockholm syndrome has never looked so RGB-lit.

Microsoft Doing A Great Job, As Always
Windows Microsoft
2 days ago 188.7K views 0 shares
Microsoft Doing A Great Job, As Always
Windows users finally have a built-in screenshot tool that actually works decently, and they're genuinely excited about it. Then Microsoft swoops in with a Windows Update that just... takes it away or breaks it completely. Classic Microsoft move—giving users something useful only to yank it back in the next patch cycle. It's like they're allergic to keeping things stable. The Snipping Tool has had more plot twists than a soap opera, getting deprecated, then brought back, then modernized, then broken again. Nothing says "enterprise-grade operating system" quite like randomly losing basic functionality after an update.

What A Joke, Can't Believe People Still Voluntarily Use This OS
Windows Microsoft Programming Linux
4 days ago 185.5K views 1 shares
What A Joke, Can't Believe People Still Voluntarily Use This OS
Nothing says "modern operating system" quite like Windows telling you that Terminal—a basic app that should just work—isn't available in your account and you need to sign into the Store to fix it. Because apparently even your command line needs DRM now. The cherry on top? They give you an error code (0x803F8001) that looks like it was generated by a hex dump of Microsoft's organizational structure. Good luck Googling that—you'll find 47 different solutions, none of which work, and all of them involve rebooting, clearing the cache, or sacrificing a chicken to the Windows Update gods. Meanwhile, Linux users are out here just typing "terminal" and getting a terminal. Revolutionary concept, I know.

I Sure Do Love Microslop
Linux Microsoft Windows
5 days ago 223.8K views 0 shares
I Sure Do Love Microslop
Windows promises to update before shutting down. You, being the optimistic fool you are, think "maybe this time it'll be quick." Narrator: it wasn't. Meanwhile, Linux closes all apps gracefully in 10 seconds flat and shuts down before you can blink. The penguin doesn't negotiate with processes—it just terminates them with extreme prejudice via systemd. Sure, systemd might be controversial in some circles, but at least it doesn't hold your machine hostage for 45 minutes installing "updates for updates" while you contemplate your life choices.

Looking At You Overlapping Segments
Hardware C++ Programming
6 days ago 140.3K views 0 shares
Looking At You Overlapping Segments
So you discover that in 16-bit real mode, the BIOS handles hardware directly and your OS doesn't need device drivers. Sweet! Freedom from driver hell, right? Then you learn about 16-bit memory segmentation and suddenly that smile disappears faster than your will to live. For the uninitiated: in real mode, memory addresses are calculated using segment:offset pairs, and because both are 16-bit values, segments can overlap in the most cursed ways possible. You can have multiple segment:offset combinations pointing to the same physical address. It's like having 5 different street addresses for the same house, except the mailman is your CPU and it's having an existential crisis. Suddenly writing device drivers doesn't seem so bad anymore. At least those make logical sense. Overlapping segments? That's just sadism with extra steps.

Very Fitting
Windows Microsoft
7 days ago 219.1K views 0 shares
Very Fitting
The Windows logo getting absolutely grilled about lying that Windows 10 would be the "last OS" only to respond with the most honest answer Microsoft has ever given: MONEY! Back in 2015, Microsoft promised Windows 10 would be the final version with continuous updates forever. Then Windows 11 dropped in 2021, complete with arbitrary TPM 2.0 requirements that conveniently made millions of perfectly good machines "obsolete." The real kicker? They're now pushing Windows 11 so hard that Windows 10 support ends in October 2025, forcing upgrades and new hardware purchases. Nothing says "we care about sustainability" like creating e-waste for profit margins. At least Mr. Krabs would respect the hustle.

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Closing Programs
Linux Bash Windows Programming
10 days ago 216.5K views 0 shares
Closing Programs
Windows politely asks programs to close, waits for them to save their work, and gently guides them to termination. Meanwhile, Linux just straight up executes them with kill -9 and doesn't lose a second of sleep over it. The Firefox icon getting yeeted into oblivion while the Linux penguin stands there armed and dangerous is chef's kiss. No "Do you want to save changes?" dialog boxes here—just pure, unapologetic process termination. Windows is the helicopter parent of operating systems, Linux is the drill sergeant who doesn't negotiate with frozen processes.

What Is Your Worst Experience Ever With Windows 11?
Windows Microsoft
10 days ago 162.6K views 0 shares
What Is Your Worst Experience Ever With Windows 11?
Someone actually believed Microsoft would prioritize user experience over quarterly earnings. That's adorable. The monkey puppet side-eye captures that exact moment when you realize Windows 11 is just Windows 10 with a centered taskbar and mandatory TPM requirements, but hey, at least the rounded corners look nice while you're searching for the control panel they moved for the 47th time. Spoiler alert: they didn't improve anything, they just made it harder to disable Bing integration.