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Small Talk? Best I Can Do Is Complaining About Microsoft

2 hours ago 32.4K views 0 shares

When someone asks "How's your day going?" and you're a developer working with Microsoft products. The absolute pinnacle of social interaction for tech workers - skipping weather chat and diving straight into a 45-minute rant about how Edge keeps reinstalling itself after updates, Teams is eating your RAM for breakfast, and Windows Update decided 3PM on a Thursday was the PERFECT time to restart your machine mid-deployment. Small talk? Nah, let me tell you about my toxic relationship with Microsoft instead.

What Canisay

Linux Security Devops Programming

1 day ago 73.8K views 0 shares

That moment when your computer treats you like a stranger in your own home. Nothing says "digital betrayal" quite like being denied access to folders you created on your machine because apparently Windows thinks you're some kind of digital peasant. Meanwhile, the System Admin account is living it up with VIP access to everything like it owns the place. The ultimate power move? Having to give yourself permission to access your own files. It's like needing to show ID to enter your own bathroom.

Yes Linux Is Much Better

Linux Programming

1 day ago 65.4K views 0 shares

The eternal Linux paradox in three panels. First, we're all high and mighty about how "Linux is superior!" Then reality hits when we need to do something basic like print a document or play a game. Suddenly we're sheepishly booting into Windows like the tech hypocrites we are. Twenty years of Linux evangelism and I still keep that Windows partition for "emergencies" (aka anything requiring normal human functionality). The dirty secret of every Linux purist is that Windows backup they never mention in forum arguments.

Is This What My OS Professor Meant

Linux Bash Programming

2 days ago 67.0K views 0 shares

When your OS professor explains process forking and you finally get it. That moment when you realize a parent process creates an exact copy of itself, and suddenly all those cryptic fork() calls make sense. The child process is literally a duplicate - same code, same memory space (initially), just a different PID. Eight years of coding and I still chuckle when someone says "fork a child process" with a straight face. The POSIX humor we never asked for but secretly enjoy.

I Didn't Hear No Bell

Windows Microsoft Programming

3 days ago 75.2K views 0 shares

The undead king of operating systems refuses to die! Windows XP, released in 2001, is somehow still commanding a higher market share (0.64%) than both Windows Vista (0.07%) and Windows 8 (0.28%) combined. That iconic blue sky and green hill background is basically the digital equivalent of a retirement home resident outliving their own children. Microsoft's engineers are somewhere crying into their keyboards while legacy systems administrators are proudly wearing their "It just works" t-shirts. The zombie OS keeps shambling along, bloody but unbowed, like Randy Marsh in South Park refusing to give up a fight. No security updates? No modern browser support? XP users: "I didn't hear no bell!"

The CS Student's Journey Of Pain

Programming C++ Algorithms Debugging

4 days ago 62.3K views 0 shares

Surviving data structures feels like a victory until you realize it's just the warm-up act. The real bosses are waiting: algorithms that hit like a truck, compilers that'll make you question your career choices, and operating systems lurking in the shadows like the final boss you're not remotely prepared for. Every CS student thinks they've conquered the mountain after their first linked list, only to discover they're still in the tutorial level. The industry veterans just watch with coffee in hand, knowing exactly how this story ends.

Where F 1 Meets Linux

Linux Hardware Programming Debugging

6 days ago 71.9K views 2 shares

Ah, the beautiful crossover episode nobody asked for! The handshake meme perfectly captures how Williams F1 racing team and Linux users share one core existential crisis: constantly worrying about drivers . While Williams frets over which human will pilot their cars to maybe not-last-place, Linux enthusiasts stay up at 3 AM wondering why their printer suddenly thinks it's a toaster. Two completely different worlds united by driver-induced anxiety. The only difference? When F1 drivers crash, they get medical attention. When Linux drivers crash, you just get the privilege of reading 47 pages of forum posts from 2011.

Is There A Hipotesis

Linux Hardware Programming Debugging

10 days ago 63.9K views 2 shares

Oh snap! The ultimate tech upbringing debate just got REAL ! 😂 Someone wants to study Mac vs Windows kids, but that reply is pure gold—"I installed Linux at 12" followed by "Autistic children will be discluded for skewing results." As someone who compiled their first kernel before learning algebra, I feel personally attacked! The unspoken truth we all know: those Linux-at-12 kids are now either running tech companies or debugging your production servers at 3am while drinking energy drinks straight from an IV drip. The stereotype is too accurate it hurts!

Haha Guys, Fun Fact: Do You Know What Operation System I Use?

Linux Microsoft Windows Programming

12 days ago 103.7K views 0 shares

Haha Guys, Fun Fact: Do You Know What Operation System I Use?

Oh, the face of pure existential pain when someone casually mentions Windows in a room with a Linux user! That neck vein about to pop as they physically restrain themselves from launching into their rehearsed 47-minute TED talk about how they compiled their own kernel just to browse Reddit. Meanwhile, everyone else is just trying to talk about normal human things like weather and sports, but our Linux friend is sitting there, twitching, desperately waiting for someone to ask "so what OS do you use?" Nobody will ask. Nobody ever asks. But they're ready. They're always ready.

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