AI
AWS
Agile
Algorithms
Android
Apple
Backend
Bash
C++
Cloud
Csharp
OH. MY. GOD. The eternal tech dilemma captured in one glorious triangle! 🔺
Windows: "Nothing works well" - like you're constantly in an abusive relationship with your computer that occasionally decides to update at THE MOST CRITICAL MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE.
Mac OS: "Nothing works how you want it" - sure, it's pretty and shiny, but try to customize ANYTHING and suddenly you're fighting against Apple's "we know better than you" philosophy. The digital equivalent of a controlling partner who picks your outfits.
Linux: "Nothing works" - the chaotic neutral of operating systems. You'll spend 6 hours configuring your terminal colors but somehow can't get your printer to acknowledge your existence. It's like dating a genius who can explain quantum physics but can't remember to buy toilet paper.
Choose your fighter, people! No matter what, you're doomed to tech heartbreak! 💔
