The Porcelain Throne Of Debugging Enlightenment

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The Porcelain Throne Of Debugging Enlightenment

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The universe has a sick sense of humor when it comes to debugging. You stare at your screen for hours, nothing. Take one bite of lunch? Ding! Lightbulb moment. Go on vacation? Two brilliant solutions pop up. But the true galaxy-brain debugging happens when you're trapped on the porcelain throne with no computer in sight - suddenly your mind unleashes a torrent of solutions more powerful than the flush. The bathroom is where your brain finally decides to stop buffering and deliver that O(1) solution you've been hunting for days. Coincidence? I think not. Your brain is just waiting for the moment when you're literally unable to implement anything.

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