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The juxtaposition between the elderly person in the image and "Marjorie, 27" is peak developer humor. Those asterisks around "love" are doing some heavy lifting—the universal syntax for "this variable contains pure sarcasm." Every developer knows that feeling when you're 3 weeks into debugging a race condition and your soul has aged 50 years. Your LinkedIn still says 27, but your git blame history has you looking like you invented COBOL.

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