The Eternal Cat And Mouse Debugging Game

Content Google's developers couldn't Google their errors, while they were building Google.

Content using a decent fully featured debugger print("if the program reached that print statement it means that this pile of crap that i wrote works!.")

When your code finally deploys to production after 47 failed attempts, and now you're just waiting for the inevitable bug reports to roll in. The shirt says it all - Breaking Prod with chemical elements Br (Bromine) and Pr (Praseodymium) in the style of a certain TV show about chemistry. The pure joy on this developer's face is the exact opposite of how their manager will look in approximately 17 minutes.

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That glorious moment when you finally—FINALLY—finish your feature and get to perform the most sacred ritual known to developers: the Great Tab Purge. You know the drill: 47 Stack Overflow tabs explaining why your async function won't await, 23 GitHub issues from 2016, 89 documentation pages you swore you'd read "later," and approximately 41 tabs of "javascript array methods I always forget" because apparently `.map()` and `.filter()` are too complex for your brain to retain. Closing all those tabs is like Marie Kondo-ing your entire existence. Your RAM can finally breathe. Your laptop fan stops sounding like a jet engine preparing for takeoff. Your browser stops judging you. Pure, unadulterated serenity washes over you as you watch that tab count drop from triple digits to a respectable single digit. Nirvana has been achieved.

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