The Eternal Cat And Mouse Debugging Game

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Ah, the beautiful delusion of being in the elite 30% that AI can't replace. The awkward side-eye monkey meme perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when you realize your code is actually 17 nested if-statements and three Stack Overflow copies. Let's be honest—we all immediately did that mental calculation: "Surely I'm in the top tier of programmers!" Meanwhile, our Git commit history is just variations of "fixed bug" and "please work this time." Fun fact: The real top 30% are too busy writing documentation to even see this meme.

Content There's a thing called "Rubber duck debugging" in which a programmer explains the code to a rubber duck in hopes of finding the bug Ultrafacts.tumblr.com cosrnos: lifeofdavo: kierenwalkerpds: monobeartheater: absorr: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I'm reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling "WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!" AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE so that's the function of a rubber duck I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you Tirst start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn't cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn't figure out why something wasn't working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are Source: ultrafacts 254.607 notes

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Content rMicrosoftEdge Edge crashed with 1600 open tabs. Clicked in-built "Restore" but crashes after a minute BUG I had about 1600 tabs open then Edge suddenly crashed despite me having plenty of spare RAM. I re-opened Edge and clicked on the "Restore" button that's a part of Edge but Edge crashes and closes again after a minute of trying to restore my open tabs. I had Session Buddy installed so I thought instead of clicking on Restore that I'd look in the save sessions but the session with 1600 tabs isn't listed. The most recent one is only from 17 days ago with 1400 tabs. Yet Session Buddy did save the 1 open tab when I re-opened the browser after it crashed! Is there anything I can do to recover my 1600 tabs even if it's just to get a URL list of them?