Enterprise Apps: Where Simple Tasks Go To Die

The modern developer workflow in six easy steps! First, open your editor with good intentions. Then, immediately surrender to AI because who has time to think anymore? Watch in mild disappointment as the AI spits out code that looks suspiciously functional. Minutes later, your terminal explodes with errors that weren't in the job description. No problem—just ask the AI to fix what it broke! And finally, witness the miracle of technology as your codebase transforms from "barely working" to "completely demolished." The circle of life for the contemporary programmer who's just trying to vibe while their project burns to the ground.

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Junior developers pushing code straight to production is the tech equivalent of giving car keys to someone who just got their learner's permit. The terrifying confidence of asking "How much review do I need?" only to immediately decide "None? I merge now. Good luck, everybody else!" perfectly captures that moment when inexperience meets fatal optimism. Senior devs watching this unfold are already updating their resumes while the production server starts smoking. That merge button might as well be labeled "Career Russian Roulette."

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The only programming advice worth taking is the one you'll find on that little strip of wisdom: "IF IT WORKS, DON'T TOUCH IT." Nothing strikes more fear into a developer's heart than having to modify code that's somehow functioning despite violating every principle of software engineering. That magical spaghetti mess held together by duct tape and prayers? Yeah, that's staying exactly as is. The moment you try to "improve" it or "refactor" it, you'll unleash chaos that'll have you explaining to your boss why the entire production system is suddenly speaking Klingon. The unwritten 11th commandment of programming: thou shalt not mess with working code.

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