Engineering Managers Be Like

Ah, the classic "Epic Handshake" meme repurposed to show how data scientists and fashion industry professionals are secretly twins separated at birth. Both spend their days training models, identifying trends, and obsessing over the perfect fit. One group just does it with neural networks while the other does it with neural breakdowns during fashion week. The real difference? One gets paid to work with Python, the other with python skin handbags.

HONEY, THE IMPOSTOR SYNDROME IS REAL! That's a black lab swimming with ducks who have NO IDEA they've been infiltrated by a completely different species! Just like when you've been copy-pasting ChatGPT code for a week straight and somehow convinced the entire engineering team you're a coding genius! The whole dev team is like "Great job on that algorithm!" while you're frantically Googling what a for-loop is. Swimming in a sea of competent developers while your brain is screaming "QUACK QUACK I'M TOTALLY A PROGRAMMER" is the most relatable thing ever. We're all just dogs in a duck pond pretending we know what we're doing!

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Content As a developer sometimes I have this massive existential crisis when I find a bug in an app I barely use on my phone. What? I'm not gonna report it because I barely use it but what if my report has the data the developer needs to finally fix the bug that has been keeping them up at night And maybe that's what's happening to me as a person. I keep trying to figure out what's wrong with me and how to fix it and all I need is someone to say "hey I noticed this about you, pls fi But no one does. Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

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