When You Look Again At Your Own Code

documentation Technical debt Refactoring Legacy code Code maintenance Spaghetti code Coding horror Code amnesia Self-loathing Time travel

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When You Look Again At Your Own Code

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The EXISTENTIAL HORROR of opening your own code after a month! You stare into the void of your creation like an astronaut witnessing the end of the universe. That beautiful, elegant solution you were SO PROUD of? Now it's an incomprehensible alien language written by some deranged past version of yourself who clearly hated future you with burning passion. And the refactoring? Might as well be planning a mission to Mars - it's going to take five decades, three mental breakdowns, and possibly require inventing new programming paradigms just to understand what the hell you were thinking. Your documentation? NONEXISTENT. Your variable names? CRYPTIC. Your life? OVER.

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