When You Look Again At Your Own Code

Content jornschampheleer what people think coding is: type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing what it actually is: i was trying to make a box expand and collapse for nearly and hour and it turns out i'd forgotten to type 1 (one) symbol and now im crying at midnight clicking a box over and over again because it finally works Source: turing-tested

Content Some settings are managed by your system administrator. Why san't I change some settings? On battery Plugged in Turn off the display: YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE import types print ("Preventing Windows from going to sleep") ctypes.windtl.kernel32.SetThreadExecutionState(ESDISPLAYREUIRED)

The infamous Quantum Bogosort—where computational efficiency meets existential dread! This algorithm's genius lies in its ruthless simplicity: randomly shuffle your data, check if it's sorted, and if not... destroy the entire universe . Thanks to the many-worlds interpretation of quantum mechanics, there will always be one lucky parallel universe where the sort succeeded on the first try, achieving that sweet O(n) time complexity. The rest of us? Completely obliterated for the sake of efficient data sorting. It's basically the computational equivalent of "this code works on my machine" taken to its logical, universe-ending conclusion. Schrödinger's cat, but for your array indexes.

Content Me pretending I am in deep focus as my Manager walks by (I was slacking off) (I will continue slacking off as soon as he walks by)

When someone yells "Is there a doctor?!" at an emergency, they're probably not looking for someone who can debug their code. The CS doctor's solution? Just set the old man's health to 100% like it's a simple property assignment! If only fixing human health was as easy as object.property = value . Unfortunately, human bodies don't respond to direct property manipulation—they require actual medical knowledge. That poor guy is about to find out the hard way that JavaScript can't save lives (unless it's the life of a web application).

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