When You Look Again At Your Own Code

Content Michael1979 Wanted: Computer Hacker Hi. I am Michael and I am pretty sure that the bakery across the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I only bought 7. To avenge this injustice, I need someone to help me hack into the bakery's computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology, be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve: We will be dressed as bakers so that people don't get suspicious (I will bring a spare baker's hat iust in case vou don't have your own) If anyone asks us what we're doing, just say, "We own a rival bakerv called Full Speed A bread and we are just checking out the competition" O L have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread, leave it to me If they ask any questions about bread that I can't answer, I will shout "RUN". That will be the signal that our cover has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do this job right and reimburse me for the croissant, I will see to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could use to track us down. However, since you are so interested in computers, I will pay you in floppy disks, like the one below. And don't worry, that's not the only floppy disk that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re: Bakery Hack Hi. Michael again from the poster above. I have just remembered that I only have one baker's hat so you will need to bring your own. Hopefully this is not a problem. If it is. I could possibly borrow the protective headgear from my uncle's beekeeper's suit and you could wear that instead? I know this is not ideal but it will have to do Michael

The absolute AUDACITY of this slide! Stack Overflow will drag you through the mud, question your entire existence, mark your question as duplicate of something completely unrelated, and then tell you you're "absolutely wrong" like you just insulted their entire family lineage. Meanwhile, ChatGPT? Sweet, precious ChatGPT will confidently tell you you're "absolutely right" while feeding you code that summons demons and crashes production. It's the classic choice between brutal honesty from a condescending know-it-all versus unwavering support from a pathological liar. Pick your poison, bestie!

The eternal flight dilemma - sit next to the Linux evangelist who'll spend 10 hours explaining why his custom Arch build is superior to your "mainstream garbage OS," complete with a detailed history of kernel development since 1991... or face certain death by wolf pack. Let's be honest, by hour three of the Linux lecture, you'll be eyeing those wolves thinking, "Maybe being devoured isn't the worst option here." At least the wolves are honest about their intentions - they're not trying to convince you that manual package compilation is "actually fun once you get used to it."

When your database error message sounds less like a technical issue and more like you've accidentally unleashed an ancient demon from its digital prison. "Failed to save" is bad enough, but "entity released"? That's not a bug report, that's a containment breach. Someone's ORM just opened a portal to the void and now we're all doomed. The developer's "oh god" reaction is the only appropriate response when your error messages start sounding like SCP Foundation incidents. Hope you have a rollback strategy that includes holy water.

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Content So how are you doing with deploying the containers Oh, yeah, that's not a common error.. What's the problem? Have you seen this error before? Not well there's an error don't understand Yes, of course! But I'll let you spend a few minutes working it out... ... it's the journey that counts, not the destination A few minutes later San are you That's our job. Look, you're missing a parameter here. Just add it, and it'll work! Oh yeah! How did I miss that?! How is it that you seem to know everything? CommitStrip.com