When You Look Again At Your Own Code

Content How I sleep as a cs student witnessing the accelerated development of technologies that will 100 replace me in the near future

Content Kitze thekitze "Sooo I'm working on my new startup, it's going great so far" React App localhost:3000 Hello World 8:21 AM 18 Dec 17 146 Retweets 642 Likes

Content The 15 Stages of programming The beginning 1 have no idea what I'm doing I should have been an English major This makes more sense now Almost ready to debug Clean Compile! Segmentation Fault Debugging Alcohol Shit I should have finished this last night Almost done Finished Forgot to add that little feature Fucking Seg Fault! Fuck this I'm going to play something! Happiness() 50 20 10 45 60 95 NULL 5 70 5 80 100 35 NULL 100

Content How likely are you to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague? 1 O 3 Not at all likely 04 O 5 Extremely likely Please explain why you gave this score. I need you to understand that people don't have conversations where they randomly recommend operating systems to one another Linux users

THE ULTIMATE BETRAYAL! You spend your hard-earned cash on a UPS (Uninterruptible Power Supply) to save your precious data from the electricity apocalypse, and what does it do? CRASHES DURING THE VERY POWER OUTAGE IT WAS BORN TO PROTECT YOU FROM! 😱 It's like hiring a bodyguard who faints at the first sign of danger. The sheer AUDACITY of this electronic Judas! That shocked Pikachu face is literally every developer watching their last 4 hours of unsaved work vanish into the digital abyss. Top 10 anime betrayals of all time!

Student mode: *frantically types for 12 hours straight, fueled by pure caffeine and existential dread, produces an entire full-stack application with authentication, database migrations, and a responsive UI* Professional mode: *writes 20 lines of code* "Well, that's my entire week's productivity quota met. Time to attend 47 meetings about why we need meetings." The transformation from eager student grinding out thousands of lines to burnt-out professional who considers writing a single function a Herculean achievement is REAL. You go from building Rome in a day to needing a sprint planning session just to rename a variable. Character development at its finest! 💀