What Are The Odds?

Demo day Bad luck Uuid Live demo Murphy's law Software crash Unique identifiers Edge cases Company meeting

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What Are The Odds?

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Murphy's Law of demos: The probability of your app crashing approaches 100% as the importance of your audience increases. Nothing like watching your career flash before your eyes because some UUID that's supposed to be "universally unique" decided today was the day to prove statistics wrong. The best part? You'll spend the next week adding extra UUID validation that you'll never need again, but can't remove because you're now traumatized.

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