What Are The Odds?

Edge cases Murphy's law Uuid Demo day Unique identifiers Software crash Bad luck Live demo Company meeting

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What Are The Odds?

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Murphy's Law of demos: The probability of your app crashing approaches 100% as the importance of your audience increases. Nothing like watching your career flash before your eyes because some UUID that's supposed to be "universally unique" decided today was the day to prove statistics wrong. The best part? You'll spend the next week adding extra UUID validation that you'll never need again, but can't remove because you're now traumatized.

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