The Real Developer Spectrum

Ah, the classic "chandelier headlights" approach to programming. Nothing says "senior developer with deadlines" quite like ripping some random Stack Overflow solution and jamming it into your codebase with zero understanding of how it works. That car is basically every production system I've ever inherited. Sure, those fancy chandeliers aren't designed to be headlights, but hey—they're emitting light, aren't they? Ship it! The real magic happens three months later when you've forgotten you did this and have to debug why your car keeps blowing fuses and setting small birds on fire.

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Forget money and status—the true rush of power comes from swooping in like a coding superhero and fixing someone else's broken code. Nothing says "I am superior" quite like finding that missing semicolon they spent three hours looking for. The psychological high of saying "Oh, it was just a simple logic error" while they stare at you in awe is better than any promotion. You're not just fixing code; you're establishing dominance in the most passive-aggressive way possible. It's basically the programmer equivalent of marking your territory.

Content 6 Answers order by votes 27 No, C doesn't have classes. That said, there are ways of simulating object-oriented programming in C - a quick Google search should yield some useful results. Share Improve this answer Follow Stuart Golodetz 19.1k 3 45 79 answered Apr 25 '12 at 12:43 edited Feb 4 '20 at 19:00 I would say there's no class keyword in C but you can still have classes. - Andreas Brick Apr 25 '12 at 12:44 72 "a quick Google search should yield some useful results" is not a sentence that should appear on stackoverflow. - naught101 Apr 21 '19 at 10:49 20 I found this answer via Google and, following your advice, I am now stuck in an infinite loop. - Michael P. Bazos May 8 '20 at 11:31 Add a comment

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