The Real Developer Spectrum

Content Reddit Programmer Humor BINGO Copying from Missing Stackoverf semicolon low Changed nothing, hope it works now Deploy on friday Can't exit VIM PHP Bad Array starts at 0 HTML as programming language Compiles No on a first semicolons try in Python ph Repost from yesterday JS Bad Testing on production Real life programming references like "child" "Funny" boolean comparisons in JS Debuging with console.log Git blame haha that's me Recursion jokes What is documentat ion? AuroraVandomme Me when I found a bug Opening JSON with Visual Studio Fixing bugs, now I have more bugs Me when al the tests passed Funnv repost about debugging

Content How almost every Stack Overflow question looks to me How do I do this thing? 43 I'm not aware of how to use Google, how do I do this basic thing in Language X? coding question share improve this question edited Apr 2 '12 at 8:13 Grammar Nazi 2.5M 739 70 asked Feb 1 '10 at 16:27 133720 210306 5 Answers active oldest votes Lazy but functional answer with no extensibility 12 share improve this answer answered Feb 1'10 at 16:30 (BE 11280 CodE 25 That's perfect! I'm never checking back here again! - 1337z0r Feb 1'10 at 16:42 A lot of people think you should do it in a lazy way, however in the long run it will help you if you read this well eloquent wall of text that acutely describes problems you will inevitably face but not take the time to 248 read about here: enjoy these code samples and lustrations I puled from thin air anyway! share improve this answer answered Feb 1 '10 at 16:30 A WTF look at my points 34M 400 150 60 18 The official way to do this is link. share improve this answer answered Feb 1 '10 at 16:29 Professional Coder 5.241 224 63 Uh.. No thanks, this is too hard. Can you give me an example of how my code should look when complete? - 1337z0 Feb 1 '10 at 16:41

The holy trinity of debugging salvation! Your garbage code is stuck in the mud, and you're desperately pushing it along with whatever divine intervention you can find. That random blog post from 2007 written by some programmer who probably doesn't even code anymore? Pure gold. Stack Overflow answers from people who judge your question but still save your career? Essential. And sometimes, only God himself can explain why adding that random semicolon fixed everything. The best part? After all that struggle, you'll commit the fix with a comment like "minor improvements" and never speak of this day again.

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The eternal developer struggle captured in its purest form. You're drowning in buggy code while desperately pushing against the current with help from the holy trinity of survival: StackOverflow answers, random blog posts from the dawn of Web 2.0, and occasionally divine intervention. Meanwhile, your code is like that van – somehow still functioning despite being submerged in technical debt. The best part? We've all been that dog, just watching the chaos unfold while silently wondering how we got ourselves into this mess in the first place.