Taste Of Your Own Medicine

Content I modified 300 project's files. Added a few new ones. Solved some bugs... My commit's message was: "some updates"

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The infinite loop of "I'll be there in 5 minutes" is the perfect recursion tutorial nobody asked for. Just like that function that keeps calling itself without a proper base case, this person is stuck in an endless cycle of "almost there" promises. And when threatened with consequences? The classic solution: just restart the recursion! Forget fancy textbooks—this chat exchange teaches you everything about recursion: it never ends, solves nothing, and eventually crashes your relationships.

That moment of existential dread when your meticulously "optimized" code actually runs slower than the original spaghetti mess. You spent three days refactoring, adding clever algorithms, and even throwing in some fancy design patterns—only to watch your benchmark times get worse. The computer is clearly gaslighting you. Next step: blame the compiler, blame the hardware, blame cosmic rays... anything but admit your optimization skills might need optimization.

Content George Hotz realGeorg...: 112122 that's what Elon told me my job was, and I will try my hardest to do it. I have 12 weeks also trying to get rid of that nondismissable login pop up after you scroll a little bit ugh these things ruin the Internet Will ' PlayboysJo...: 112122 no way this dude come in and fixes twitters unusable broken search in a month while the thousands of people couldn't in years Show this thread 843 17 1,159 13.8K George Hotz realGeorgeHotz: 24m Resigned from Twitter today. Appreciate the opportunity, but didn't think there was any real impact I could make there. Besides, it was sad to see my GitHub withering. Back to coding! 1,258 contributions in the last year Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Learn how we count contributions 252 17 138 Less 1,496 000 More

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