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Looks Good To AI Bros Though

Looks Good To AI Bros Though
Oh look, it's the classic SQL injection vulnerability that would make Bobby Tables proud, but with extra steps and worse syntax. The "AI-generated" query is literally concatenating user input directly into a SELECT statement, then somehow trying to GET values from variables that don't exist, AND mixing up assignment operators like it's having an identity crisis. But sure, "vibe coders" who learned from ChatGPT think this is perfectly fine production code. If those kids actually understood parameterized queries, prepared statements, or literally any basic security principle from the last 20 years, they'd realize this is a hacker's wet dream. One simple '; DROP TABLE users;-- and your entire database is toast. The real tragedy? AI code generators will confidently spit out garbage like this, and junior devs who don't know better will ship it straight to prod. Then they'll be shocked when their company makes headlines for a data breach. But hey, at least the code "works" in their local environment! 🎉

The Real Answer Might Surprise Them

The Real Answer Might Surprise Them
Plot twist: the people romanticizing pre-AI coding were literally just Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V warriors from Stack Overflow. At least ChatGPT gives you fresh bugs instead of that same deprecated solution from 2014 that somehow still has 847 upvotes. The nervous side-eye says it all—nothing screams "I totally wrote this myself" like code that still has someone else's variable names in it.

This Also Applies To Those Who Write The Algorithm In Plain English

This Also Applies To Those Who Write The Algorithm In Plain English
Using an LLM to look up documentation is like using a sword and fork to eat chicken. Sure, it technically works, but you're bringing medieval weaponry to a task that requires... literally just opening a browser tab. The guy's committed to the bit though, full knight armor and everything. Documentation exists. It's indexed. It's searchable. It doesn't hallucinate that a function takes 4 parameters when it only takes 2. But hey, why read the actual docs when you can ask an AI that was trained on Stack Overflow answers from 2019 and might confidently tell you to use a deprecated method? The title nails it too. Same energy as people who write "loop through the array and find the maximum value" as their solution to a coding challenge. Thanks, I also speak English. Show me the code or show me the door.

Sup Ladies

Sup Ladies
In 2024, being able to write code without AI assistance has somehow become the new flex. It's like bragging about doing mental math while everyone else has calculators. We've reached a point where writing your own for-loops without Copilot whispering sweet suggestions in your ear is apparently considered a superpower that makes you irresistible. What a time to be alive—where basic programming skills have been rebranded as legendary chad behavior.

Not Knowing To Code

Not Knowing To Code
Plot twist: they're both the same person at different stages of their career. AI Engineers out here getting six-figure salaries by writing prompts and calling APIs while traditional devs are grinding through LeetCode mediums at 2 AM. The real kicker? Both groups are equally terrified when asked to implement a linked list from scratch. The modern tech industry has basically decided that knowing how to sweet-talk GPT-4 into generating React components is just as valuable as actually understanding what useState does under the hood. And honestly? They might not be wrong. Why spend years mastering algorithms when you can just ask ChatGPT and hope it doesn't hallucinate a sorting function that only works on Tuesdays?

Vibe Coding

Vibe Coding
So apparently the secret to "vibe coding" is just... describing what you want in plain English to an AI and letting it do the work? Meanwhile, product managers have been sitting in their ergonomic chairs for a DECADE doing exactly that and getting paid handsomely for it. They've been living in 2025 while the rest of us were debugging segmentation faults at 2 AM. The absolute AUDACITY of tech bros discovering that product managers have been the original prompt engineers this whole time is sending me. Next thing you know, they'll discover that writing clear requirements actually helps build better software. Revolutionary!

Current State Of Projects On Reddit

Current State Of Projects On Reddit
Oh honey, the AUDACITY of Reddit developers claiming credit for AI-generated code! Someone proudly shows off their project with that telltale AI logo plastered on it, and when questioned "You made this?" they just... steal the baby and claim full ownership. It's giving "I totally wrote this myself at 3 AM" energy when ChatGPT was doing the heavy lifting while they were binge-watching Netflix. The absolute GALL of taking credit for something an AI spat out in 0.3 seconds is truly the defining characteristic of modern software development on Reddit. We've gone from copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers to straight-up identity theft of AI outputs. Character development? Never heard of her.

House Is Null

House Is Null
The generational wealth gap summarized in one devastating image. Parents in their 30s: buying houses, starting families, living the American Dream. You in your 30s: surrounded by every programming language known to humanity, desperately asking ChatGPT to debug your life choices. The transformation from confident human to unhinged creature really captures the essence of learning your 47th framework this year while rent keeps going up. Python, Java, C++, JavaScript, TypeScript, PHP, Kotlin, Swift, Go, Lua, and whatever those other logos are—you've mastered them all, yet somehow house.value still returns undefined . Your parents bought property with a handshake and a steady job. You? You're fluent in 15 languages and still can't afford a down payment. At least ChatGPT understands your pain, even if it can't fix the housing market.

Vicious Circle

Vicious Circle
A beautiful philosophical journey through programming history that somehow ends up blaming AI for creating "vibe coding" bros who will inevitably bring about the apocalypse. The chain goes: C language → good times → Python → AI → vibe coding (you know, that thing where people just throw prompts at ChatGPT and pray) → weak men → bad times → strong men. And we're back to square one. The real kicker? We're currently somewhere between "AI creates vibe coding" and "weak men creates bad times," which means we're all just waiting for the collapse so the next generation of C programmers can rise from the ashes and manually manage memory again. Circle of life, baby.

The Real SDLC

The Real SDLC
The circle of life, but make it tech. Strong men build C, which gives us the good times of memory management and segfaults. Those good times spawn Python, which spawns AI hype, which spawns "vibe coding" (presumably where you just ask ChatGPT to do everything). Vibe coding produces weak men who can't center a div without an AI assistant. Weak men bring bad times—production outages, npm install taking 47 minutes, that sort of thing. Bad times forge strong men again, and the cycle continues. It's the tech industry's version of that ancient philosophical cycle, except instead of empires rising and falling, it's programming languages and developer competence. We went from manually allocating memory to asking an LLM "how do I reverse a string" and somehow both eras think they're the pinnacle of engineering.

AI Is Fighting Basic Laws Of Economy (And Losing)

AI Is Fighting Basic Laws Of Economy (And Losing)
The automobile, the lightbulb, the personal computer—all revolutionary inventions that followed a simple pattern: build something people want, and they'll throw money at you. Fast forward to 2024, and AI companies have somehow reversed this entire business model. They've built products that cost billions in compute and electricity, users absolutely love them, and now they're desperately begging those same users to actually want the product they're already using. The punchline? Every previous tech revolution had investors asking "will people use this?" while AI has investors screaming "PLEASE want this, we're burning through venture capital faster than our GPUs burn through kilowatts!" Training models costs more than a small country's GDP, inference isn't getting cheaper, and somehow the pitch has devolved from "disrupting industries" to "pretty please develop a dependency on our chatbot." Supply and demand just left the chat—along with profitability, apparently.

Just Learn How To Write Code Yourself

Just Learn How To Write Code Yourself
So we've reached the point where "coders" who can't function without AI assistance are being told they have no business shipping software. The brutal honesty here is refreshing. It's like watching someone realize their entire skillset is just being really good at prompting ChatGPT. The vibe shift is real. We went from "AI will replace all programmers" to "if you need AI to write every line, you're not actually a programmer" faster than you can say "stack overflow copy-paste." Sure, AI is a tool—but if you can't debug, architect, or understand what the AI just generated, you're basically a glorified middleman between a language model and production. Tony Stark energy: "Learn the fundamentals or get out of my codebase."