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Seniors Boasting About Their Pre-AI Coding Skills

Seniors Boasting About Their Pre-AI Coding Skills
The generational divide in tech has never been more savage! Old-timer dev with his magnificent beard is schooling these youngsters about the ancient art of coding without AI assistance. “ChatGPT? When I was your age I had to write my own code” hits different in 2024 when half of us are just prompt engineers now. It's like bragging about churning your own butter or hunting woolly mammoths. The irony? That senior probably copy-pasted from StackOverflow anyway. The tech cycle continues—today's juniors will someday lecture about the primitive days of having to type prompts instead of just thinking them.

Why Not Just Remake Chatgpt For Free?

Why Not Just Remake Chatgpt For Free?
Just build your own trillion-parameter AI model with a small indie team of 3 developers over the weekend! It's basically like making a to-do app but with more math. The creator's "What do you mean" response is the digital equivalent of watching someone suggest building a rocket to Mars using duct tape and a leaf blower. Turns out, recreating cutting-edge AI systems requires slightly more than Stack Overflow and energy drinks.

The Power Proompter: AI's New Keyboard Warrior

The Power Proompter: AI's New Keyboard Warrior
The new tech bro just dropped: the Power Proompter. This magnificent creature spends $200/month on ChatGPT subscriptions while simultaneously dropping $2000 on an RTX4090 to run local models—because irony is dead. They're convinced that "prompt engineering" is the new computer science degree and frantically warn everyone that traditional programmers will be extinct faster than dinosaurs facing that asteroid. The best part? They guard their precious prompts like they're the nuclear launch codes while slapping "Proomt Engineer" on their LinkedIn because spelling is apparently optional in this brave new AI world.

Comedians In Shambles

Comedians In Shambles
ChatGPT out here killing the comedy industry by explaining its own jokes. The irony of asking for a joke that's "hard to get at first" and then immediately getting a complete breakdown of the punchline is just *chef's kiss*. Stand-up comedians spend years perfecting delivery and timing, meanwhile AI is like "here's the joke AND a detailed explanation of why you should find it funny." Next up: ChatGPT explains why explaining jokes makes them less funny.

Remotely Access Files Through A String Of Text

Remotely Access Files Through A String Of Text
OH. MY. GOD. This is the most SPECTACULAR self-own in tech history! 💀 Someone brags they "made an entire website with ChatGPT" (revolutionary, groundbreaking, Nobel Prize material 🙄) only to share their masterpiece via a LOCAL FILE PATH that only exists on THEIR computer! That's like saying "I baked you a cake" and then sending a picture of your refrigerator! The absolute DRAMA of thinking AI stole our jobs while not understanding how the internet works is just *chef's kiss* magnificent. Honey, if you can't tell the difference between a URL and a file path, programmers' jobs are safer than diamonds in a volcano!

Expectation vs. AI Reality

Expectation vs. AI Reality
The classic half-drawn horse meme perfectly captures the AI coding experience. Left side: your meticulously crafted code with proper architecture and thoughtful design. Right side: whatever the hell that AI generated abomination is. Sure, it technically "works" in the same way a stick figure technically resembles a human. Bonus points for the smug little smile on the AI side—it has absolutely no idea how horrifying its creation is, yet it's so damn proud of itself. Just like when you ask ChatGPT to fix your bug and it confidently returns code that would make a CS101 student weep.

The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off

The #1 Programmer Excuse For Legitimately Slacking Off
Ah, the modern developer's version of "my code is compiling." Remember when we had to wait for actual compile times? Now we just blame the AI for our extended coffee breaks. The beauty is that nobody can verify if ChatGPT is actually still working or if you've been scrolling Reddit for the last 45 minutes. And the best part? Management can't argue because they're doing the exact same thing. It's the perfect crime - you're technically "waiting for a tool" while secretly planning your weekend. And if anyone questions the time it takes, just mutter something about "token limits" and "complex prompting strategies."

Biggest Plottwist Ever

Biggest Plottwist Ever
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of modern development! 💸 There you are, thinking you're so clever hard-coding API keys in your ChatGPT prompts, and BOOM! OpenAI is just SWIMMING in your precious secrets like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin! The sheer AUDACITY! Your API keys - those expensive little strings that unlock digital kingdoms and drain your wallet with every request - now collected and potentially exposed! THIS is why we can't have nice things in tech! Next time maybe try environment variables like a functioning adult? 🙄

No

No
When your fitness app gets confused about its purpose in life and starts moonlighting as a React developer. Poor guy just wanted to track a 10.1 mile run but got hit with a full-blown Todo app implementation instead. The simple "No" response is the digital equivalent of telling your GPS "I just wanted directions, not your life story." Honestly, the most relatable programming moment is when AI tries to be helpful but completely misses what you actually asked for. Bonus points for the fitness app that thinks React components are somehow related to physical fitness. Maybe it's trying to exercise your coding muscles?

Master Password Leaked

Master Password Leaked
Oh no, the classic "junior dev learns about security the hard way" moment! Nothing says "career-limiting move" quite like accidentally pasting database credentials into ChatGPT while asking for MongoDB help. That innocent "hehe" quickly turns to "not hehe" when you realize you've just handed over root access with the world's most predictable password (hunter2) to an AI that remembers everything . Security team's gonna love this one... right after they finish having simultaneous heart attacks.

Consider Adding Inline Comments

Consider Adding Inline Comments
The duality of AI assistance in a nutshell! ChatGPT gleefully cranks out code like it's handing out candy, but then turns into your disappointed parent when reviewing that same code. "Wait, you actually used what I suggested? Where are the comments? The error handling? The tests?" Nothing quite like getting judged by the same entity that confidently wrote that spaghetti mess in the first place. It's the digital equivalent of "do as I say, not as I do."

Word Press And Php Give Me Ptsd

Word Press And Php Give Me Ptsd
That thousand-yard stare when you've just spent hours debugging someone's ChatGPT-generated WordPress PHP abomination. The code technically "works" but violates every coding standard known to mankind. You've fixed it, but at what cost? Your soul? Your sanity? Both? This is the face of a developer who just discovered 17 nested if statements and a function named "do_the_thing_please_work()" with 300 lines of uncommented spaghetti code. The war flashbacks are real.