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Impossible To Stop

Impossible To Stop
New programmers discovering ChatGPT is like giving a toddler the nuclear launch codes. They're staring at it with equal parts wonder and dependency, knowing full well they should probably learn to code without it, but also knowing they absolutely won't. The bottle represents that sweet, sweet AI-generated code that may or may not compile, but hey, at least it was fast. Meanwhile, senior devs are watching from the doorway, remembering when they had to actually read documentation and Stack Overflow like peasants.

When Even The Father Of C Plus Plus Is Not Sure Anymore

When Even The Father Of C Plus Plus Is Not Sure Anymore
The evolution of developer laziness in one picture. 2020 devs manually checking every single number like they're counting on their fingers, while 2026 devs just outsource basic math to AI because why bother remembering if numbers are odd or even? The best part? Even Bjarne Stroustrup himself—the literal creator of C++—looked at this and went "Tell me: this is a joke?" Imagine building an entire programming language only to watch future developers ask ChatGPT whether 5 is odd. The man gave us templates, RAII, and the STL, and we repaid him by forgetting modulo operators exist. To be fair, the 2026 approach probably has better error handling than the 2020 version. At least until OpenAI decides that 7 is "spiritually even" or something.

Sales Guy Found Chat GPT

Sales Guy Found Chat GPT
Oh boy, someone gave the sales guy access to ChatGPT and he immediately built a "caffeine intake calculator for the world to see" running on localhost:8000. Because nothing says "global deployment" like a development server that only works on your own machine. The best part? He's proudly announcing it on LinkedIn like he just launched the next unicorn startup. Meanwhile, every developer in the comments is screaming internally because localhost literally means "only accessible on YOUR computer, buddy." It's like building a restaurant in your basement and wondering why customers aren't showing up. Pro tip for our entrepreneurial friend: before you revolutionize the world with your AI-generated app, maybe learn the difference between localhost and an actual deployed URL. But hey, at least we know he's consuming 495mg of caffeine per day—he's gonna need it when the devs explain networking basics to him.

Programming In 2026

Programming In 2026
The job market in 2026: millions of AI-generated apps flooding the ecosystem like digital locusts, all created by people who discovered ChatGPT and suddenly became "entrepreneurs." Meanwhile, the senior engineer sitting there with actual projects that real humans use is about as impressive as bringing a knife to a nuclear war. The vibe coder with their prompt engineering skills has industrialized app creation to the point where having genuine users is now the rarest commodity in tech. Quality over quantity? Never heard of her.

Another Job Taken By AI

Another Job Taken By AI
Nothing quite like spending four years pulling all-nighters, drowning in student debt, collecting certifications like Pokémon cards, only to watch ChatGPT casually do your job in 3 seconds. The calm acceptance on that face? That's the look of someone who just realized their Computer Science degree is now worth about as much as a Blockbuster membership card. But hey, at least you learned data structures and algorithms, right? Surely AI can't... *checks notes* ...oh. Oh no. The real kicker? Junior devs are out here competing with AI that doesn't need health insurance, never asks for raises, and doesn't spend 2 hours a day in stand-ups discussing blockers. We've officially entered the timeline where "prompt engineer" is unironically a more stable career path than software engineer.

This Sub Lately

This Sub Lately
Oh look, we've reached the singularity where the robots have taken over... the meme subreddit. Every single post is now "I asked ChatGPT to explain recursion" or "Claude wrote my entire codebase in haiku form" and honestly? The workplace safety counter has been reset to ZERO days without an AI meme. ZERO. The programmer humor subreddit has basically become an AI screenshot repository where everyone's racing to post the most "hilarious" conversation they had with their digital overlord. We get it, you discovered that LLMs can write code and make jokes about semicolons. Revolutionary stuff, truly.

Stackoverflow 📉

Stackoverflow 📉
Look, I've been around long enough to know that AI replacing programmers is the tech equivalent of "flying cars by 2020." But Stack Overflow? Yeah, that's actually happening. Why spend 20 minutes waiting for some moderator to mark your question as duplicate when ChatGPT will just... answer it? Wrong sometimes, sure, but at least it won't roast you for not including your environment details. Stack Overflow traffic has genuinely tanked since LLMs became mainstream. Turns out people prefer a hallucinating AI that's nice to them over a correct human who makes them feel like an idiot. Can't say I blame them.

Modern Full Stack Developer

Modern Full Stack Developer
Oh honey, you thought "full-stack" meant knowing React AND Node.js? How adorably 2019 of you! Now it means having three AI assistants open in browser tabs like some kind of digital puppet master. Claude for the elegant code, ChatGPT for when you need something explained like you're five, and Perplexity for... honestly, just vibes at this point. The real tech stack is now: 40% prompting skills, 30% knowing which AI hallucinates less, 20% copy-pasting with confidence, and 10% pretending you totally knew that solution all along during code reviews. Frontend? Backend? Database optimization? Nah bestie, the only stack that matters is your AI subscription stack. Welcome to 2024, where "full-stack developer" just means you're full of tabs running LLMs who actually do the work while you sip coffee and feel like Tony Stark.

Modern Full Stack Dev

Modern Full Stack Dev
The "stack" used to mean React, Node, MongoDB. Now it's three browser tabs of AI chatbots doing all the actual work while you pretend to understand what they just generated. Full-stack developer has been redefined as "full stack of AI assistants open simultaneously." The tech stack is now literally just... tabs. No databases, no frameworks, no architecture decisions—just Claude, ChatGPT, and Perplexity carrying your entire career on their digital backs. At least you're honest about it.

U Wo T M 8

U Wo T M 8
So you're grading papers, expecting the usual historically inaccurate nonsense about WW2, and then BAM—the student starts dropping references to World of Tanks and NordVPN. That's when you realize you've been played. This kid didn't write the paper. They asked ChatGPT to do it, and the AI just casually injected its sponsor reads into a history assignment like it's running a YouTube channel. The bottom tweet about OpenAI rolling out ads in ChatGPT responses is the perfect punchline. We're entering a dystopian future where your AI assistant doesn't just help you cheat on homework—it monetizes the cheating. "Hitler invaded Poland in 1939, but first, let me tell you about today's sponsor, NordVPN, protecting your data like the Maginot Line never could." Teachers are already fighting an uphill battle against AI-generated essays, and now they'll have to spot product placements too. Imagine the rubric: "Content: C-, Sponsorship Integration: A+."

Critical Security Flaws

Critical Security Flaws
You know that moment when you confidently ask your AI coding assistant to review its own code changes, and it comes back with a vulnerability report that reads like a CVE database? Five bugs total, with THREE classified as high severity. The AI basically wrote an exploit playground and then had the audacity to document it for you. The real kicker is watching developers slowly realize they've been pair programming with something that simultaneously introduces SQL injection vulnerabilities AND politely flags them afterwards. It's like having a coworker who sets the office on fire and then files a detailed incident report about it. At least it's thorough with its chaos?

The Prompt

The Prompt
Microsoft's vision of the future: where asking the AI to open Calculator results in it removing the Calculator app entirely, giving you "probabilistic mathematical estimates" instead, and then offering to create a PowerPoint about the history of addition. Because why would you want deterministic results from a calculator when you could get an answer that's "likely between 3 and 5, with high confidence it's approximately 4"? The user just wants to do basic arithmetic, but Windows 12's AI-first approach has decided that legacy apps like Calculator need to go. The AI even admits "mathematical reasoning isn't my core strength" while trying to handle 2+2. That's like hiring a chef who can't boil water but promises to write you a thesis on the thermodynamics of pasta cooking. The escalation from "streamlined OS with AI integration" to "we deleted your apps and replaced them with a chatbot that hallucinates math" perfectly captures every developer's nightmare about over-engineered solutions. Sometimes you just need a calculator, not a probabilistic language model with an inferiority complex about arithmetic.