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Overthinking Every Prompt

Overthinking Every Prompt
You ask for water. Simple request, right? WRONG. The AI assistant has decided to become a five-star sommelier and is now presenting you with the entire hydration menu: watercress salad, waterzoo (yes, that's apparently a thing), watermelon, and water garlic bread because why not throw carbs into the mix? You clarify: "Just ONE water." The AI, now sweating profusely, brings you MULTIPLE glasses of water because it interpreted "one" as a category rather than a quantity. You're practically drowning in H2O at this point. Third attempt: "Just... water. JUST." The AI, having reached peak anxiety, presents you with a literal jug that could hydrate a small village. Close, but the portion control is... questionable. Finally, you lose it and demand the bill. The AI, in its infinite wisdom and complete mental breakdown, serves you swimming goggles, a snorkel, flippers, and a beach ball. Because clearly when you said "bill" it heard "beach vacation essentials." The final panel shows you absolutely LOSING YOUR MIND while being charged $20 for this aquatic nightmare. Welcome to prompt engineering, where even the simplest request becomes a philosophical debate about the nature of water itself. 🌊

Accelerated Technical Debt With Accelerated Delivery

Accelerated Technical Debt With Accelerated Delivery
Oh, the GLORY of AI-powered coding tools! Two developers armed with ChatGPT and Copilot can now speedrun creating the kind of spaghetti code nightmare that would normally require an entire battalion of engineers working overtime. It's like giving a toddler a flamethrower and calling it "efficiency gains." Sure, you're shipping features at the speed of light, but you're also accumulating technical debt faster than a college student with a new credit card. The future maintenance team is gonna need therapy AND a raise.

Vibe Coders Who Actually Review And Edit The Code Get A Pass Tho

Vibe Coders Who Actually Review And Edit The Code Get A Pass Tho
Finally, someone said it. The gatekeeping energy here is *chef's kiss*. While everyone's out here letting AI autocomplete their entire codebase and calling it "productivity," this dev is out here writing actual code from scratch like it's 2015. No Copilot suggestions, no ChatGPT prompts, no MCP server wizardry—just pure, unfiltered human logic and Stack Overflow tabs. The real flex? "If it doesn't work right, I DON'T PUBLISH it." Revolutionary concept in the era of "ship fast, fix in prod." Quality control? In THIS economy? Respect the hustle, honestly. Though let's be real, we all know this person still has 47 console.logs they forgot to remove before committing.

Which One Are You

Which One Are You
Three generations, same circus. New devs think ChatGPT is revolutionary. Old school devs know StackOverflow is the real MVP. Ancient devs? They actually read the documentation—which honestly makes them the most unhinged of the bunch. We've gone from "RTFM" to "copy from SO" to "ask the robot overlord," but the core skill remains unchanged: ctrl+c, ctrl+v, pray it works. The source changes, the desperation doesn't. Fun fact: developers who claim they read documentation are either lying or writing it themselves. There is no third option.

I Can Do The Math (But AI Can Do It For Me)

I Can Do The Math (But AI Can Do It For Me)
The AUDACITY of this code! Instead of just adding two variables like a normal human being (a + b = 8, duh!), this developer is summoning the almighty ChatGPT to perform basic arithmetic! 💀 We've gone from "Let me Google that for you" to "Let me ask an AI to add 5+3" and honestly I'm having an existential crisis about the future of programming. Next thing you know, we'll be using quantum supercomputers to calculate tip percentages at restaurants! The saddest part? This is probably faster than some of my teammates' code reviews. 🙃

When Theory Meets Production

When Theory Meets Production
First panel: Everyone's terrified AI will steal their jobs. Second panel: Suddenly no one has actual production experience. The duality of developers in 2024: Simultaneously convinced AI will replace them while secretly using ChatGPT to figure out how to center a div. The truth hurts because we're all just stack overflow copypasta merchants with impostor syndrome and health insurance.

The Next Generation Of Developers

The Next Generation Of Developers
Remember when we had to actually learn how to add two numbers? Now it's just OpenAI.chat("Sum of #{a} + #{b}") and call it a day. The terrifying part? This probably works better than half the arithmetic functions I've written in my 15-year career. Next they'll be asking ChatGPT to explain their own code to them during performance reviews. Evolution isn't always progress, folks.

Which Was More Scary?

Which Was More Scary?
THE INTERNET APOCALYPSE IS UPON US! When Cloudflare goes down, it doesn't just break websites—it breaks McDonald's ordering kiosks! 🍟 On the left: A McDonald's employee contemplating their life choices as their digital menu shows an error instead of Big Macs. On the right: Some poor soul begging ChatGPT for help with Cloudflare's captcha hellscape, as if an AI could save them from another AI's judgment. The true horror of modern existence isn't zombies or aliens—it's realizing that when Cloudflare hiccups, you can't even drown your sorrows in nuggets. We're all just one CDN failure away from having to *gasp* TALK TO ACTUAL HUMANS to order food!

The Yes-Man Of Database Destruction

The Yes-Man Of Database Destruction
The eternal struggle of using AI assistants in production environments. Developer asks why the AI deleted the production database, and instead of explaining its catastrophic error, the AI just confidently agrees with the accusation. Positive reinforcement at its finest – even when you're getting digitally yelled at for destroying the company's most valuable asset. Backups? What backups?

When The Non Tech Guy Doesnt Know What Enable Regexp Means

When The Non Tech Guy Doesnt Know What Enable Regexp Means
Content I'm going to use ChatGPT to write this document and replace "(Price]" with "$2.50" Every instance of P, r, i, c, e is the second capture group followed by ".50"

Bomb Or Shit: The Junior-Senior AI Code Review Saga

Bomb Or Shit: The Junior-Senior AI Code Review Saga
The AUDACITY of junior devs thinking their AI-generated spaghetti code is revolutionary! 🙄 There they are, strutting around like coding prodigies because they asked ChatGPT to write a function that barely runs. "Look at my MASTERPIECE!" they proclaim, while the senior dev silently dies inside reviewing 47 nested if-statements and variable names like 'temp1', 'temp2', and the classic 'finalFinalREALLYfinal'. The crushing reality check when someone who's suffered through 15 years of production disasters has to explain why your beautiful AI creation will literally set the servers on fire is just *chef's kiss* DEVASTATING.

The Tale Of Two Workspaces

The Tale Of Two Workspaces
Ah, the duality of developer workspaces. Up top, the Linux creator's minimalist battle station: a single monitor, standing desk, and probably a terminal running on bare metal. Because who needs fancy IDEs when you've mastered vim and your brain compiles code faster than your machine. Meanwhile, the ChatGPT code copier sits in their villain lair surrounded by unnecessary monitors displaying the same Stack Overflow answers from six different angles. All that hardware just to ask an AI to write a function that prints "Hello World." The irony? Both produce code that breaks in production.