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[text] e Wanted Computer Hacker Hi. I am Michael and I am pretty re that the bakery across e the street charged me for 8 croissants yesterday even though I only bought 7. To avenge this injustice need someone to help me hack into the bakery computer and transfer the cost of a croissant from their account to mine. If you are good at technology be outside the bakery at 5.18pm with a computer e and we can carry out my plan. Here is what it will involve We will be dressed as bakers so that people dont get suspicious 1 will bring a spare bakers hat just in case you dont have your own 1f anyone asks us what were doing just say We own a 2 rival bakery called Full Speed Abread and we are just checking out the competition 1 have memorised the Wikipedia page on bread so if they ask any detailed questions about bread leave it to me . S f they ask any questions about bread that I cant answer I A will shout RUN. That will be the signal that our cover 5 Rt has been blown and we need to get out of there If you do thi ks will ob right and reimburse me for the croissant I e to it that you are rewarded. I will NOT pay you in money because that would leave a money trail that the police could usc to track us down. However since y ou are so S interested in computers 1 will pay you in floppy disks like e the one below. And dont worry thats not the only floppy di that will be coming your way. There are plenty more where that came from. Michael Re Bakery Hack Hi. Michacl again from the poster above. T have just remembered that I only have one bakers hat so you will need 10 bring your own. Hopefully this e e could pos not a problem. Ifit is ibly borrow the protective head T uncie beskeepers sit and you could ki this is not ideal but it will have to do. i from my Michae