The cybersecurity guy who just implemented 27 new password policies, blocked your favorite debugging tools as "security risks," and forced you to switch to a VPN that disconnects every 15 minutes. Meanwhile your actual work takes 3x longer now, but hey—at least nobody can hack the system that nobody can use! The cherry on top? That smug "No need to thank me" attitude while developers contemplate whether prison time for strangling the security team would be worth it.
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