The Three-Minute Victory Lap

bugs database Software development Sql injection Crunch time Login form Patching

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The Three-Minute Victory Lap

debugging-memes, security-memes, sql-injection-memes, crunch-time-memes, software-development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

The classic "we fixed all the bugs" to "oh god we're hacked" pipeline. Declaring victory over bugs is basically sending a formal invitation to the universe to immediately prove you wrong. SQL injection on the login form is like leaving your front door unlocked with a sign saying "definitely no valuables inside." Somewhere, a database admin just felt a disturbance in the force and doesn't know why they suddenly need a drink.

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