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The pun is strong with this one. Netcat (often abbreviated as 'nc') is a command-line utility used to read and write data across network connections. Port 80 is the standard port for HTTP web traffic. So what we have here is the literal interpretation: actual cats inside a computer case "listening" at port 80. The kind of joke that makes network administrators silently exhale through their nose while maintaining that thousand-yard stare developed after years of troubleshooting DNS issues.

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAGEDY of cybersecurity teams! 😱 When you're desperately wandering around like a blind Bart Simpson trying to get help with actual security issues, they're NOWHERE to be found! But the MILLISECOND you name a test variable "test_secret" in some throwaway file that will never see production? SUDDENLY they've got NASA-grade telescope vision and are BREATHING DOWN YOUR NECK like you've just committed high treason against the state! The audacity! The drama! The sheer ridiculousness of it all! Meanwhile your actual security concerns are collecting dust somewhere in ticket purgatory. #SecurityTheaterAtItsFinest

Started coding a "simple hash function" and GitHub Copilot went full existential crisis mode. Started reasonable with "not cryptographically secure, but fast" then spiraled into "not guaranteed to be stable across different phases of the moon" and "different parallel universes." This is what happens when your AI assistant has seen one too many 3 AM debugging sessions. Somewhere in Silicon Valley, a neural network is clearly having PTSD flashbacks from training on StackOverflow comments.

GASP! The HORROR of finding an Airbnb that's just... HTTP?! Not HTTPS?! My security-conscious soul is SHAKING! 😱 Imagine booking a room where your data travels NAKED across the internet without encryption! That's like sending your credit card info on a postcard and hoping nobody reads it! The web development gods are SCREAMING right now! No SSL certificate? In THIS economy?! I'd rather sleep in my car than connect to that Wi-Fi!

Ah, the classic "permission denied" scenario! A man has a heart attack, and a Computer Science PhD swoops in with OldMan.setHealth("100%") - but it fails spectacularly. Then comes the magic word every Linux user knows: sudo . Because nothing says "I have the power to fix anything" like superuser privileges. Medical degree? Nah. Root access? Absolutely. This is basically every programmer thinking they can solve real-world problems with code snippets. The patient recovered thanks to elevated permissions, not medical expertise. Classic case of "it works in production."

OH MY GOD! Billionaire discovers basic database constraints and has a complete meltdown! 💀 The absolute DRAMA of someone who can launch rockets into space but apparently thinks the U.S. government is running their trillion-dollar operations on some janky SQL database without primary keys! Like, sweetie, I hate to break it to you, but the Social Security Administration isn't using phpMyAdmin they downloaded from SourceForge in 2003! It's giving "I just discovered databases exist and now I'm an expert" energy. Next revelation: the Pentagon doesn't store nuclear launch codes in an Excel spreadsheet! SHOCKING!