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When I Was 11 Years Old, I Didn't Know About Arrays And Objects In JavaScript, But Really Wanted To Make A Game. So I Invented My Own Data Structures!

When I Was 11 Years Old, I Didn't Know About Arrays And Objects In JavaScript, But Really Wanted To Make A Game. So I Invented My Own Data Structures!
Behold, the cursed art of using eval() to concatenate strings as variable names, creating what is essentially the world's most horrifying key-value store. Instead of using blocks[blockId].x like a normal human being, this 11-year-old genius decided to dynamically construct variable names like "lev" + level + "block" + blockId + "x" and eval them into existence. It's like watching someone reinvent the wheel, except the wheel is square, on fire, and somehow still rolling. The sheer determination to check collision boundaries and directions by string-concatenating variable names together is both terrifying and oddly impressive. Every senior dev who sees this code feels a strange mix of horror and nostalgia, because let's be real—we've all written something equally cursed when we were young and didn't know better. The difference is most of us burned the evidence.

Are You This Old

Are You This Old
Nothing says "I've seen some things" quite like remembering when you had to literally phone your way onto the internet. Dial-up was the OG loading screen—except it took 30 seconds of demonic screeching noises before you could even think about loading a webpage. And God forbid someone picked up the phone while you were connected, because your connection would drop faster than a segfault in production. That Windows XP-era dialog box with its gloriously skeuomorphic design brings back memories of 56k modems, AOL CDs flooding your mailbox, and the sheer patience required to download a single MP3. You'd click "Dial," hear the modem negotiate with the ISP like two fax machines having an argument, and pray the connection succeeded on the first try. Bonus points if you remember configuring PPP settings or troubleshooting IRQ conflicts just to get online. The "Anyone who uses this computer" option is peak early 2000s security practices—because who needs proper user authentication when you're the only nerd in the house with internet access?

Peak Evolution...

Peak Evolution...
Behold, the majestic journey of the trash icon from "functional pixel art" to "I'm having an identity crisis and also maybe a rainbow smoothie." The progression is absolutely WILD—we started with honest, hardworking pixelated bins that knew their purpose in life, evolved through various Windows eras where Microsoft kept saying "let's make it MORE realistic," and then suddenly 2025 hits and someone in the design department was like "what if the trash can became... abstract art?" That final 2025 icon looks like it's about to ask you to subscribe to its meditation podcast. It's giving "I'm not just a trash can, I'm a LIFESTYLE BRAND." The recycle symbol didn't just leave the chat—it ascended to a higher plane of existence where physical forms are merely suggestions. RIP to the days when a trash icon actually looked like something you'd throw garbage into. Now it's a gradient fever dream that probably costs $12.99/month for premium deletion features.

Those Were The Days!

Those Were The Days!
Ah, the sweet delusion of the elderly PC builder. Remember when $1000 could get you a beast of a machine? Now that same budget barely covers a decent graphics card after you've sold a kidney on the black market. The chip shortage, crypto miners, and "gamer aesthetics" tax have turned PC building into a luxury hobby that requires a financial advisor. Meanwhile, the younger generation just pats us on the back and humors our ramblings about the good old days when we weren't choosing between rent and a new CPU.

Blue LEDs Everywhere: The Style At The Time

Blue LEDs Everywhere: The Style At The Time
Remember the early 2000s PC building phase where your rig wasn't complete without looking like a nuclear reactor from Tron? That white case with blue LEDs was practically a personality trait back then. Nothing said "I'm a serious gamer who knows computers" like unnecessary lighting that made your bedroom glow like a UFO landing site at 3am. The best part? Those rigs ran Doom 3 at a blistering 24 FPS while simultaneously doubling as space heaters. The more LEDs you had, the better programmer you obviously were - that's just science.

We Got Warned

We Got Warned
The dial-up modem's ungodly screeching was actually the computer's soul being crushed as it glimpsed the future internet. It wasn't connecting—it was begging us to stop. "Please don't make me load whatever horrors humanity will upload to TikTok in 2023!" But we, in our infinite wisdom, just turned up the volume on our Winamp and said "haha modem go brrrr." And now we're all doom-scrolling at 3 AM wondering where it all went wrong. The computer tried to warn us.

How Did He Write The Linux Kernel Without ChatGPT, Starbucks And GitHub

How Did He Write The Linux Kernel Without ChatGPT, Starbucks And GitHub
Linus Torvalds, the mythical creature who wrote an entire operating system without once asking ChatGPT to "explain pointers in C" or pushing broken code at 4:59pm on a Friday. Legend has it he didn't even need a $7 latte to debug kernel panics. Just pure Finnish sisu, a text editor, and the audacity to email people when their code was garbage. Modern devs looking at this like archaeologists discovering someone built the pyramids without Stack Overflow.

The Cube Is Back... Technically

The Cube Is Back... Technically
The classic Nintendo GameCube died in 2006, but its "reincarnation" in 2026 is just... a literal black cube. Minimalism gone too far? This is what happens when product designers take "return to your roots" too literally. Twenty years of innovation and we've circled back to "box that plays games" but without any of the personality. Next they'll remove the controller and call it "intuitive gesture control" while charging you double.

Are You PS/2 Old?

Are You PS/2 Old?
Ah, the PS/2 ports—where mice and keyboards went to die before USB came along and made everything better. If you recognize these ancient circular connectors without Googling, congratulations! You're officially old enough to have debugged Y2K bugs and probably still have a drawer full of IDE cables "just in case." The blue one's for mice, the green one's for keyboards, and getting them mixed up was the original "USB superposition" before USB-C made us all flip connectors three times. Remember the satisfying click when you finally got the pins aligned? And the sheer panic when you bent one? Good times. Kids these days will never know the joy of rebooting because you dared to unplug your keyboard.

Good Old Low Complexity Days

Good Old Low Complexity Days
Oh. My. GOD. Remember when web development was just slapping some HTML, CSS, and jQuery together like a sandwich and calling it a day?! 💅 Now we've got 47 JavaScript frameworks, 23 build tools, and enough npm packages to fill the Grand Canyon! Back then you could actually SLEEP at night without dreaming about webpack configurations! The AUDACITY of modern development expecting us to learn a new framework before we've even finished our morning coffee! Those jQuery days were like taking a bubble bath compared to the FLAMING OBSTACLE COURSE that is frontend development today! *dramatically faints onto keyboard*

Look How They Massacred My Boy

Look How They Massacred My Boy
OH THE BETRAYAL! The top image shows a gorgeous, character-filled brick house labeled "€5 2000s game+mods" - representing those glorious old games we modded into oblivion until they were MAGNIFICENT BEASTS of gaming perfection. The bottom shows the same house but painted sterile white labeled "€30 remaster" - the overpriced, soulless "improvements" game companies sell us as if they've done something revolutionary. They took our beautifully modded masterpieces, slapped on some white paint, and had the AUDACITY to charge six times more! This is the gaming industry equivalent of replacing your grandmother's secret recipe with store-bought garbage and charging you premium prices for the "convenience." THE HORROR!

It Works Or Not, There Is No In Between

It Works Or Not, There Is No In Between
Ah, the strange tech timeline we exist in. Old enough to have endured the demonic screeching of dial-up modems connecting at 56kbps, waiting 10 minutes for a single JPEG to load... yet completely unable to tolerate a modern website that doesn't appear instantly. Our patience was forged in digital hellfire only to completely evaporate with technological progress. The irony of surviving 30-minute downloads back then but rage-closing Chrome tabs after 5 seconds now is the perfect encapsulation of how utterly spoiled we've become. Progress is a cruel mistress.