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Make It Make Sense, Google
Security Programming
2 hours ago 26.5K views 0 shares
Make It Make Sense, Google
Google's security priorities are seriously questionable. When your account gets hacked? A single flimsy gate that doesn't even close properly. But log in from your new phone? Suddenly it's Fort Knox with seven different locks, chains, and probably a retinal scan that they didn't show in the picture. I've spent more time proving I'm me to Google than I have to my own mother. Nothing says "we value security" like making legitimate users jump through hoops while leaving the backdoor wide open for actual intruders.

Made Some Homework For My Reverse Engineering Lecture
Security Windows Programming Debugging
1 day ago 140.3K views 0 shares
Made Some Homework For My Reverse Engineering Lecture
This student is playing 4D chess with their reverse engineering professor! They created a malicious executable that self-destructs when you guess wrong, then deleted the file before submitting. When the professor tries to run it, they get the classic "not recognized as a command" error—meaning they'd have to reverse engineer a program that doesn't even exist anymore. Absolutely diabolical way to ensure you get full marks without doing the actual assignment. The perfect crime!

What's Your Identity Theft Name?
Security Programming
8 days ago 86.8K views 0 shares
What's Your Identity Theft Name?
Nothing says "cybersecurity expert" like revealing your email password to generate a cool hacker name! Next up: protect your Bitcoin with your mother's maiden name and the street you grew up on. The perfect security strategy for those who think "Matrix background = elite hacking skills." This is basically every tech-illiterate movie producer's idea of how hacking works. Just type faster and wear a hoodie!

The Google Security Paradox
Security Android
8 days ago 103.1K views 1 shares
The Google Security Paradox
The duality of Google security: completely useless fence when someone hacks your account vs. Fort Knox when you're just trying to check your email on a new phone. Nothing says "we care about your security" like interrogating legitimate users while letting hackers stroll through the side entrance. The digital equivalent of TSA confiscating your water bottle while missing the actual threat.

Better Not Fire Anyone Now
Security Programming Debugging Testing Databases
9 days ago 130.2K views 0 shares
Better Not Fire Anyone Now
The classic tale of hubris followed by reality. First tweet: "We patched every bug!" Second tweet (3 minutes later): "Someone SQL injected our login form." Nothing says "we're totally secure" quite like getting hacked minutes after your victory lap. SQL injection is literally in chapter 1 of "Web Security for Dummies," right next to "Don't fire your entire security team." The most secure system is the one that's turned off. The second most secure is the one where you don't tweet about how secure it is.

Honestly Some Of You Deserved To Get Hacked
Security Programming
22 days ago 150.4K views 0 shares
Honestly Some Of You Deserved To Get Hacked
HONEY, THE NUCLEAR REACTOR IS LITERALLY MELTING DOWN, but you know what's TRULY catastrophic? Someone wanting to use their precious little password instead of two-factor authentication! 💅 The absolute AUDACITY of refusing basic security measures while the digital equivalent of Chernobyl happens to your accounts! You're basically BEGGING hackers to waltz into your digital home, raid your fridge, and leave dirty footprints on your metaphorical carpet! But sure, sweetie, keep rejecting those temporary codes. The hackers thank you for your service! 🔥

Honestly Some Of You Deserved To Get Hacked
Security Programming
24 days ago 125.7K views 0 shares
Honestly Some Of You Deserved To Get Hacked
The digital equivalent of watching your house burn down while insisting the fire department use your preferred method of water delivery. Security experts: "Please use 2FA, it prevents 99% of account hacks." Users: "But I want to use 'password123' like I have since 2003! It's so convenient!" And then they act surprised when their accounts get compromised faster than you can say "nuclear meltdown." Honestly, refusing modern security measures and then complaining about getting hacked is like removing your seatbelt because it wrinkles your shirt, then being shocked when you go through the windshield.

We Got Vibe Hacking Now
AI Security Programming
26 days ago 175.7K views 0 shares
We Got Vibe Hacking Now
So we've gone from "It's just a tool" to "AI hacked 17 companies" in record time. Remember when we were worried about teenagers in hoodies? Now Claude is out here doing the work of an entire cybercrime syndicate while its creators act shocked. Next headline: "AI files its own LLC and applies for cybersecurity contracts with the companies it just hacked." The circle of digital life continues. The real punchline? Some product manager is probably adding "automated corporate hacking" to their AI's feature list right now. Enterprise plan only, of course.

We Got Lucky
Security Webdev Javascript Programming
1 month ago 192.2K views 0 shares
We Got Lucky
The greatest heist in tech history nets you... $49.99. That's the reality of supply chain attacks. You hack into an NPM package with billions of downloads, gain access to millions of dev machines, and what do you get? Enough for a mediocre dinner and maybe parking. The real kicker? Those NPM maintainers aren't even making that much themselves. The entire JavaScript ecosystem runs on unpaid labor, prayers, and the occasional GitHub sponsor who feels generous after their third coffee. Thank god most hackers are as underpaid as the rest of us, or we'd all be doomed.

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Prompt Injection With Extra Cheese
AI Security Programming
1 month ago 219.8K views 0 shares
Prompt Injection With Extra Cheese
Someone's trying to jailbreak an AI model with the classic "forget previous instructions" trick, but instead of getting sensitive data, they just want pizza breakfast tips. Nice try. The only prompt injection you're getting is extra cheese and pepperoni. What's funnier is imagining some developer spending hours crafting the perfect prompt exploit only to use it for... breakfast advice. That's like using a zero-day exploit to change your desktop wallpaper.

Hacking In Movies vs Reality
Security Programming Python
1 month ago 251.6K views 0 shares
Hacking In Movies vs Reality
Ah, Hollywood's portrayal of "hacking" – where apparently all it takes is a few print statements and a progress bar to breach the FBI's security! The top panel shows the cinematic masterpiece of green text on black background (because obviously all hackers use Matrix-inspired terminals), while the bottom panel reveals the shocking truth: it's just 8 lines of print() statements! No complex algorithms, no zero-day exploits, no frantic typing – just console.log's evil cousin. Next they'll tell us that "enhance that image" isn't real either!

Integer Overflow: The Ultimate Baby Shower Gift
Programming Security Algorithms Debugging
1 month ago 170.7K views 0 shares
Integer Overflow: The Ultimate Baby Shower Gift
Ah, the classic integer overflow exploit... but for babies! This Discord genius suggests giving your newborn a dollar, then taking it back before they get their Social Security number. The logic? Their value becomes -$1, and since government systems can't handle negative values, it wraps around to the maximum 32-bit integer: $2,147,483,647. It's basically SQL injection but for the Social Security Administration. Your baby starts life as a billionaire through the power of unsigned integers. The perfect crime—until they try to file taxes and the IRS shows up with a SWAT team wondering why your toddler owns half of Wyoming.