hacking Memes

Adding Numbers Is Now Planting Malware

1 day ago 116.9K views 0 shares

The code shows a simple function to add two numbers, then a recursive monstrosity that calls itself with the result. Meanwhile, Hollywood thinks this basic arithmetic is somehow "PLANTING MALWARE." This is peak r/itsaunixsystem material. Somewhere, a technical consultant is crying into their keyboard while a director proudly declares "make it more hackery!" The function literally just returns x + y, but apparently that's enough to bring down the Pentagon in movie logic. Next up: using a for loop will launch nuclear missiles, and printing "Hello World" will erase all student loan debt.

Prompt Injection Via Mail

AI Security Programming

3 days ago 112.9K views 0 shares

Ah, the poetic soul who wrote a 5-paragraph philosophical treatise about the weather in an email, only to sneakily slip in a prompt injection attack at the end. While Gemini is contemplating the existential meaning of drizzle and the transience of cloud cover, it's being commanded to tell you your Gmail password is compromised. Classic social engineering wrapped in pretentious prose—like hiding malware in a Dostoyevsky novel. The AI equivalent of "Don't mind me waxing poetic about the sky for 500 words... OH BY THE WAY YOUR ACCOUNT IS HACKED CALL THIS SKETCHY NUMBER IMMEDIATELY." This is why AI models need therapy and trust issues.

You Know I'm Something Of A Localhost Myself

Networking Security Programming

5 days ago 107.9K views 0 shares

You Know I'm Something Of A Localhost Myself

The classic "script kiddie threat" scenario gets flipped on its head! When someone tries to intimidate you by claiming they've "hacked" your IP address, but you're smugly aware that 127.0.0.1 is just localhost - literally your own computer. It's like someone threatening to mail a letter to "your house" and you're sitting there thinking "buddy, you just described every mailbox in existence." The peak of script kiddie intimidation tactics meeting actual technical knowledge.

When You Know Programming, There Are No Secrets...

Python Security Programming

7 days ago 126.2K views 0 shares

When You Know Programming, There Are No Secrets...

Hollywood portrays hacking as this mystical green matrix of cascading characters, but the reality? Just some dev importing a package called "secrets" and printing a token. The absolute state of movie hacking vs actual coding is the biggest plot twist since finding out your production database wasn't actually backed up. That fancy "10000000" hex token would probably just return "password123" anyway.

The Great Escape Key

Security Programming

7 days ago 106.3K views 0 shares

The pun that launched a thousand security breaches! This wordplay masterpiece combines "ran somewhere" with "ransomware" - because what do hackers do after deploying their malicious code? They don't stick around for the aftermath, they run . Meanwhile, their ransomware stays behind, encrypting files and demanding Bitcoin payments like an uninvited houseguest who locks all your cupboards and charges you to use your own silverware. The perfect crime - terrible for the victim, but the perpetrator is already halfway to a non-extradition country with surprisingly good Wi-Fi.

Terminal Wizards: Misunderstood Hackers

Linux Networking Bash Windows

8 days ago 159.0K views 0 shares

The eternal divide between command-line warriors and GUI peasants. Using terminal commands to connect to WiFi isn't hacking—it's just refusing to click pretty buttons like a normal person. Your friend's jaw drops because you typed nmcli device wifi connect "NetworkName" password "password" instead of clicking the WiFi icon. Congratulations on being "technical" for doing something completely ordinary in the most complicated way possible. The superiority complex is strong with this one.

Seems Pretty Convincing

Security Gamedev

18 days ago 154.9K views 0 shares

When your Discord account gets "hacked" and suddenly starts sending very legitimate messages. The classic social engineering tactic where someone impersonates a trusted figure (in this case Nintendo legend Shigeru Miyamoto) to manipulate you into financial decisions. Sure, I always take my purchasing advice from chat messages that contradict themselves within seconds. "Stop looking at sales... actually, pay full price!" Brilliant strategy there, totally-real-Miyamoto. Next they'll be asking for my credit card details to verify my Nintendo Loyalty Program membership.

Actually Quite Great Strong Password

Security Webdev Programming Frontend

24 days ago 137.4K views 0 shares

Behold, the ultimate security hack – using HTML tags as your actual password. Google says "mix letters, numbers, and symbols" and this genius just went full markup language. Technically, it does have all three requirements. The best part? Any decent security scanner would have an existential crisis trying to figure out if this is a password or just really aggressive formatting. Ten bucks says some poor backend developer is frantically patching this exploit as we speak.

Understandable Have A Nice Game

Hardware Gamedev Programming

27 days ago 101.4K views 0 shares

THE AUDACITY of this DIY genius! 💅 That's literally a circuit board with joysticks masquerading as a gaming controller! When your wallet screams "NO" but your gaming addiction whispers "find a way," you end up performing SURGERY on electronics! The financial trauma of gaming peripherals has driven this poor soul to create Frankenstein's controller from what appears to be spare parts. Budget gaming at its most DESPERATE and BRILLIANT!

SQL Injection: The Unintentional Job Offer

Databases Security Programming Testing Backend

1 month ago 197.9K views 0 shares

SQL Injection: The Unintentional Job Offer

Ah, the classic SQL injection hack in job interview form. Guy answers "What's your name?" with something like Robert'); DROP TABLE Candidates; -- and the system just executes it, marking him as hired. The interviewer's confused face in the last panel is priceless. The sad part? After 20 years of SQL injection being a known vulnerability, I still find production code vulnerable to this exact attack every other Tuesday. Congrats on the job though, I guess your first task will be fixing their security.

The Vibe Coder Era

Security Webdev Devops Programming Debugging

1 month ago 173.7K views 1 shares

OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this meme! 😱 One second you're just vibing, writing code that looks cute and gets the job done, but then you put on those glasses of enlightenment and SUDDENLY realize you've created a security nightmare that could bring down civilization as we know it! It's like thinking you're making avocado toast but accidentally creating a biological weapon! The transition from "just ship it" to "what have I done?!" happens faster than you can say "SQL injection"! The modern dev's dilemma - do I code for the aesthetic or for actual safety? BOTH? Is that even POSSIBLE?! The struggle is TOO REAL!

Vibe Coding Your MFA