Finally Crawling Back To SQL

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When a colleague announces they're leaving, there are two types of developers: those who mourn the loss of institutional knowledge, and those who've seen Billy's SQL queries. Poor Billy committed the cardinal database sin: using a cross join with a group-by clause. That's like using a flamethrower to light birthday candles – technically it works, but the collateral damage is... extensive. The remaining team members aren't celebrating Billy's departure – they're planning his execution before he can push that monstrosity to production. Because nothing says "farewell party" like debugging someone's queries that would bring a database server to its knees.

Ah, weaponizing CSV parsing vulnerabilities—the chaotic neutral approach to security. Adding commas to your password is like putting a tiny landmine in a data breach. When hackers eventually dump the database and try to process it as a CSV file, those commas will shift all the columns and utterly destroy their neat little spreadsheet of stolen credentials. It's both brilliant and completely unhinged. Like sure, your account is still compromised, but at least you've ruined some hacker's day with unexpected field separators. The digital equivalent of putting glitter in an envelope—technically not stopping the crime, just making it way more annoying to commit.

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OH MY GOD, THE ABSOLUTE HORROR! 😱 That gut-wrenching moment when your subconscious BETRAYS you at 3 AM and reminds you that your database is probably in shambles because you forgot to commit that transaction! Sweet dreams? CANCELLED! Now you're frantically coding in bed while your body is still half-asleep because those uncommitted changes are just SITTING THERE, ready to vanish into the void! The database gods are laughing at your pathetic mortal memory right now. Your coworkers will find nothing but chaos tomorrow morning, all because you couldn't type five simple characters before leaving work. C-O-M-M-I-T. Was that so hard?!

Content I use windows 11, my game crashed after few hours, plz fix KAPWING I use Ubuntu 20.04.3 LTS with mesa 21.1.5. Mv hardware is - CPU: AMD Rzen 5 5600x. GPU: RX 6800 XT, 32 GB of DDR4 RAM. Steam version of the game crashes at king's palace, when standing around 1-2 meters from kings throne and looking towards the wall. It only happens when motion blur is toggled on in options. I suspect it may be race condition ir postprocessing related to animated elements on the wall. Hi, I use arch linux with latest kernel and MESA. Intel i7 10700K and AMD RX 6900 XT 16 GB of RAM. I noticed a bug in your game - I see the acceleration of character probably does not work properly when stopping movement. Speed "winds up" when character starts moving, but when releasing movement button then character runs at full speed for like 1 more second. It appears that your game uses Unity Engine. Maybe you normalize movement vector when stopping movement after multiplying it by GetAxis instead of doing it after? BTW I run game nativelv via steam I ran your game on Linux (Kubuntu 20.04 LTS with MESA from kisak PPA) via Proton 6.13. I found item duplication bug in multiplayer mode, as I lost connection during storm while using crafting device. I received result item, but didn't lose ingredients. Did try to reproduce bug 1 more time with wireshark active and I found that no web requests were needed to create crafting resultitem. This should be removed from client side evaluation. Posted in rlinuxmasterrace by udydzio reddit