Finally Crawling Back To SQL

So we've reached the point where junior devs can't even psql into a database because Claude's been holding their hand through everything. Brother is out here launching GCE instances but doesn't know how to type a basic command to check a database table. That's like being able to fly a plane but not knowing how to open the door. The Pablo Escobar waiting meme perfectly captures that moment when you realize you're about to spend the next 3 hours teaching someone basic CLI commands instead of actually solving the infrastructure problem. The AI generation is producing devs who can architect complex cloud systems but panic when they see a terminal prompt. We're breeding a generation of developers who are one ChatGPT outage away from complete paralysis. Time to add "ability to function without AI assistance" to the job requirements, I guess.

Content How Coffee Works Coffee Code Magic 3.6k - 47 Share BEST COMMENTS shelvac2 1d Note the lack of anything passing through the brain Reply 271 -

Content Requirements Experience Entry level C, NET - 8 years of experience JavaScript HTML5 - 8 years of experience ASP.NETMVC Web-API - 8 years of experience Angular or similar Java Script frameworks - 8 years of experience Experience with authentication methods and Azure technologies like c servicesservice fabric and Azure SQL Prior experience with MICROSOF projects and working knowledge of MS tools like Visual studio, Git, etc.

That moment when your database confirmation ID requires more complex character recognition than the password you use for your bank account. Nothing like typing out a 36-character UUID while your heart rate increases by 50 BPM because you're one typo away from deleting your production database. And they wonder why DBAs drink.

Content when you run a query to update around 80 records and see the message "7462637 rows affected."

Content MySQL. MFRS IN SHAMBLES AFTER (Nintendo MADE THIS STATEMENT PostgreSQL