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Catch 22

Catch 22
Software companies really out here asking you to stop pirating their $600 software while simultaneously demanding you buy it at full price. Like, my guy, if I had $600 lying around, I wouldn't be pirating it in the first place. The circular logic is chef's kiss. It's giving "entry-level position requiring 5 years of experience" energy. Fun fact: Studies have shown that software pirates often become paying customers once they can actually afford it. Turns out, people who learned Photoshop through "alternative means" in college tend to push for their companies to buy legitimate licenses later. But sure, keep yelling at broke students instead of offering reasonable pricing tiers.

Windows 7

Windows 7
Someone just casually dropped the most cursed Windows activation tip in existence. Imagine telling people they can activate Windows 7 using a product key that was literally stored on Jeffrey Epstein's computer files. The internet really said "let's combine software piracy with one of the darkest scandals in recent history" and somehow got 658K views. The fact that this key is just... out there, documented, and apparently works is the kind of digital artifact that makes you question everything. It's like finding a working cheat code in the worst possible place. Microsoft's activation servers have no idea they're processing requests with this level of baggage attached. Also, running this in a VM with QEMU/KVM because even the person posting this knows better than to test sketchy product keys on bare metal. Smart move, questionable everything else.

The Eternal WinRAR Trial

The Eternal WinRAR Trial
The eternal dance between WinRAR and its users! For decades, WinRAR has politely asked users to purchase a license after the 40-day trial expires... and for decades, users have masterfully ignored that request while continuing to extract files without missing a beat. The "Ok" button might as well be labeled "Remind me for the next 15 years." It's the longest-running subscription service that nobody actually subscribes to. The digital equivalent of saying "I'll think about it" to a street vendor and then walking away forever.

F 35 No Cd Crack

F 35 No Cd Crack
Remember when we'd hunt for game cracks to bypass those pesky CD checks? This genius is applying that same energy to literal fighter jets ! 😂 The F-35 apparently needs regular license verification like it's some overpriced Adobe software, and this person's solution is straight from the 2000s piracy playbook. Just search "F-35 NO-CD crack" and boom—military-grade DRM bypassed! Next thing you know they'll be downloading more RAM for the Pentagon's computers. Piracy... uh... finds a way. 🏴‍☠️