Microsoft: Fully Automating Supply Chain Attacks Since 2026!

Microsoft: Fully Automating Supply Chain Attacks Since 2026!
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So someone committed to a private repo from an account that had zero access to it, and GitHub's just like "seems legit" 🤷‍♂️. That's not a bug, that's a feature request from every hacker on the planet.

But wait, there's more! GitHub decided to train their AI on your "private" repositories by default. You know, those repos where you keep your API keys, proprietary algorithms, and embarrassing comments about your manager. Nothing says "privacy" like opt-out AI training that conveniently went live right after this security mystery.

The combo of unexplained security breaches and aggressive AI data harvesting is giving major "trust me bro" energy. Microsoft really looked at supply chain attacks and thought "what if we just... streamlined the process?" Innovation at its finest.

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